I'm On A Bike (ft. MoPhat)

Lyrics:
Aww man, get your helmets ready its about to go down (shorty)
Everybody in the place get your speed bikes (shorty yeah)
But stay in your expensive clip ons
We biking this, lets go

Im on a bike (Im on a bike)
Im on a bike (Im on a bike)
Everybody look at me cause Im riding on a bike (riding on a bike)
Im on a bike (Im on a bike)
Im on a bike
Take a good hard look at my really cool bike (bike, yeah)

Im on a bike gosh darnit take a look at me
Straight cruising on a bike without paying fees (yeah in background)
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my nikes
You cant stop me dang nabit cause Im on a bike

Take a picture, fool (fool)
Im on a bike, dude (dude)
We chugging Gatorade Rain
Cause its so good (good)
I got my spandex
And my clippy sneakers (T-Pain clippy sneakers simultaneously)
Im getting stronger, you at home
Straight getting weaker

Im being towed on a scooter, doing jumps and spins
The scooters shaking, getting everyone upset (Ohohoh)
But this aint Jackass, this is real as it gets (yeah y yeah)
Im on a bike, gosh darnit, dont you ever forget

Im on a bike and
Im going fast and
I got a bicycling themed
Long silky cape yah (cape yah simul.)
Im the kind of the world
On a bike like Lance
And youre on the couch (Trio-oh)
Watching Tour de France (Tour de France simul.)

Get the heck up, this race is REAL!



Screw water, Im on a bike, dang nabit (dang nabit)
Screw fees, I bike free, tree huggers (tree huggers)
Im on the road with my boys, jealous brother (yeah)
This awesome bike makes noise, like no other (simul.)

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide using no hands now (no hands now)
Gonna fly this bike across the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like E.T., anything is possible (anything is possible simul.)

Yeah, always knew Id be on a bike (Lets go-guy)
Driving is expensive fasho (yeahaha)
Lance Armstrong
Look at me, oh (all helmets on heads)

Never thought Id see the day
When a big bike coming my way
Believe me when I say
I biked San Jose (hold note till riding)

Im on a bike
Im on a bike
Everybody look at me cause Im riding on a bike (woah)
Im on a bike
Im on a bike
Take a good hard look at my really cool bike (sh sh sha)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• i'm
• on
• bike
• boat
• unorthodox
• humor
• parker
• john
• arin
• aaron

[crazyasswhiteboii]

wait i thought the asain guy didnt come :P

[UnorthodoxHumor]

He sat at home weeping, and we felt bad. As a result, we let him come along for 5 minutes before we booted him back home.

[DatNikkaV97]

that was the gayest shit i ever heard.. u guys should get better or stop tryin to be funny cuz u SUCK!..i could do better.. way better.. and im pretty sure atleast half the people that watched this could do better

[UnorthodoxHumor]

Nope

[ChrisCookIGAF]

Dude If This Video Could Suck A Dick, It'd Suck The Fatest Fucken Cock In The World

[UnorthodoxHumor]

Talking While Capitalizing Ever First Letter Of Each Word Really Helped Get Your Point Across!

[thefunnyonee]

umm you humiluated yourselves hahaha

[martek]

no cussing makes the song and all of the parodies just seem weak.

[The6Metal6Head6God]

fucking plz its fucking ok to fucking swear motherfuckers ,.. 

[themostabsolute]

This is the only good 1 among the many different crappy im on a boat parodies.

[elitechief01]

this sucks...

do dirt jumping, not X-country

X country's an insult to mountain bike

[skaterh]

needs a nigger in it

[slinkee2k]

Rhythm: Not everyone has it.

//trolling complete

[iruiz8]

this had some potential but your voices are too soft... it needs more emotion

[poor500]

lol it should have bin im getting stains on my shirt in stead of spand dex lol

[Scratchmeplz1]

Worst Fuckin Remake of Im On a Boat. Dont play this shit ever again. If ur gonna remake it. atleast be a pimp or the status of a pimp. not a nerd.

[SpaceFlapper1925]

I'M ON A BIKE GOSH DARNNIT

[thatpeskysurfer]

heeella G on the nett