Punch 'Em In The Dick

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"Punch 'Em In The Dick" by Juicy Karkass
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Video by Hollie Metrick (holliehoks@yahoo.com)
2009.

[Lyrics]:
Punch 'em in the dick! Punch 'em in the dick!
Motherfuckers talk shit -- Punch 'em the dick!

Yo! Look at that chump! See the way that he struts?
Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts!
Just pop a squat, start lettin' off the shots
Like knock-knock-knock, just cold-cocked his cock!
To all the cock-knockers, nut-crackers, ball breakers,
Peter-beaters, keep on boxin them baby-makers
With a sock to the jock, better make that a double
Just a couple rounds of knuckles beneath the buckle & he'll buckle!
If you're in trouble, give him some urine trouble,
Hand him his balls and tell him, "Better learn to juggle!"
Turn his pebbles into rubble, make him wonder what mighta been
Make it so the south will never rise again!
Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest
But watch your crotch cuz soon the losers will be the wieners
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones who go straight for the penis!

Chorus

I'll give your willy a welt like you aint never felt,
Soon as I've knelt, I'ma pelt ya below the belt
Like BANG! Bust 'em in the wang like it aint no thang
Now you really can't hang!
But you ain't gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick-punch a chick
Cuz I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick!
Whether Suzy Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker
I'ma deck 'er in the pecker motherfecker!
It could be yo' mama, better be no drama,
You could be the Dalai Lama, I'ma still put it on ya
With a right, left, right, left - you're dick-punched!
Then you say, "Goddamn my shit's crunched!"
Scrotum? Hell it damn near killed him!
I don't care if you live in Bodom, man, forget about children!
You ain't gotta know Kung-Fu to bust some ninja shit
Fuck Sun Tzu, you wanna learn the art of war?
Just punch em in the dick!
Chorus

We got a brand new dance, it's called, "Punch his
ass right in the dick." (x2)

Any o' you snotty kids be talkin' shit,
I'ma drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches a plentiful, you bet yer rear end it'll
Sting when I start swingin' on ya genitals,
Cuz then it'll swell up, all outta proportion,
Lookin' like an eggplant forced in through your foreskin
Nevermind abortion, forget vasectomy,
I got yer birth control: POW! Nut check, homey!
Yo, I'll punch God in the dick, I'll punch Mary in the dick
I'll punch Jesus Christ in the dick
I'll punch Cheney in the dick, I'll punch Powell in his colon,
I'll punch George in his bush, I'll punch Condoleeza Rice in the dick!!!

Chorus

Fitna punch 'em in the dick
Watch me punch 'em in the dick
Love to punch 'em in the dick
Born to punch 'em in the dick
Forever punch 'em in the dick
Sucker punch 'em in the dick
Fruit punch 'em in the dick
Hawaiian punch 'em in the motherfuckin' DICK!

• Category

  Music

[spectralotter]

for a song about dick punching there is surprisingly few cock shots in this video

[juicykarkass]

You might be surprised how few people are willing to get punched in the dick just to be in a stupid rap video.

[bruce wayun]

I saw LoC 2 nights in a row and had to sit through two of your little mental episodes up on that stage. The best part of you being on stage was when sturg punched u in the dick. Ottobar in Balt. You're like the holocaust. I'll never forget how terrible you were.

[juicykarkass]

Thanks for your constructive criticism. Be sure to email Sturgeon and thank him for asking me to come on tour with them.

[ilikeebola]

Motha fuck Dre, motha fuck Snoop, motha fuck Death Row

[juicykarkass]

"yo and here comes my left blow..."

I love that album.

[juicykarkass]

Part of being authentically punk means that you're not allowed to get too popular, so I have a contract with YouTube which ensures that this video will never achieve a million views.

[buddyroach]

Cock Puncher

[Rusty Jones]

... this has to be the greatest song ever written...

[MrAgoraphobia2day]

Time to blare this in school teehee......

[DevilManHatesGoogl]

"ATTENTION: No dicks were punched in the making of this video."

[NitraTaurine]

Johnny Cage's theme song.

[fatmike183]

this is everything ive ever wanted and more

[davoiceofreasun]

Havent seen this in years

[BLUTundGermany]

Had to listen to this again! Punch Hadji In The DICK!