THE Chuck Norris Song

The definitive Chuck Norris song!!!! NONE come close to the greatness delivered by this song.

Written and Preformed by:

Mason Stewart: Vocals/Bass
Jon Stwarka: Acoustic Guitar/Drums
Craig Chamberlain: Electric/Lead Guitar

Song and Video Edited by:
Craig Chamberlain

Lyrics:

Chorus:

When it comes to bein' manly Chuck Norris is the ace, and if you disagree he'll roundhouse kick you in your face.
If you ever find yourself in any kind of danger, don't be afraid just call the Walker Texas Ranger.
FACTS:

When God said let there be light...Chuck Norris said say please.

Chuck Norris once ate 3, 72 oz. steaks in one hour...he spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his watress.

Chuck Norris uses 8x10 sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies...he potato sacks them.

With the rising price of gasoline Chuck Norris is starting to worry...about his drinking habit.

There are no wmd's in Iraq...Chuck Norris lives in Texas.

It takes 14 pupettiers to make Chuck Norris smile...it only takes to to make him destroy an orphanage.

Chuck Norris recently had an idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage...we now know this beverage as RedBull.

The famous pie sene in American Pie is loosely based on a dare Chuck Norris took as a child...in Chuck's case the pie was the multan crater of an active volcano.

70% of a humans body weight is water...70% of Chuck Norris body weight is his cock.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower...he only takes blood baths.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest...Chuck won by 5.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lie down.

The original draft of the Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins...it was only five pages long as Chuck roundhouse kicked Saruman's ass halfway through the first chapter.

If you ask Chuck norris what time it is he'll say two seconds till...but by the time you ask two seconds till what he's have already roundhouse kicked you in the face.

How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck...oh who cares? I'm an emo kid.

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[kingofgoldfish]

chuck norris is so strong that even death is afraid to tell him hes been dead for 10 years

[jprudge1990]

Why people think Chuck Norris is so good in everything? If he was so good as people say, he would round-house-kick my door, enter on my room, and bang my head on the keyboargdfthfdgjgdfjhdfgjfgfjd­sdfjgscsdjkfdsjgfkgfbdshkgsdjf­vhffhbjvdjffbhvjffbvsdjfvbjfvh­sjfvvfsjvsfvsvbhsjfvsdbhjfvfbj­sfvbjvfvfsdbvfsdbhjvsdfbhjvsdf­bhsdfvhbjvkfsbvhjfsbhjvfhbjhbj­fvsdbhjfsdvhbjfvsdbhjfvsdfvhbf­vsfvfbhjksfvbhjfsfvbhfvskbfhvj­kvbhjk

[carebear4215]

@jprudge1990 WIN.^

[carebear4215]

@kingofgoldfish Chuck Norris can't die, genius.

[swerchking]

100 million VS. Chuck Norris....... SO NOT FAIR THERE GONNA NEED ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOT MORE TO EVEN MAKE SWET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[swerchking]

1:54 I NEW IT TASTED LIKE PISS!!!!!!!

[saintofallsaints1]

chuck norris is every1s master

[preetyflyforawifi]

chuck norris' daughter lost her virginity...... Chuck got it back.

[Zach3vans]

Crap, I looked at him....

[9Zerox]

The other sperms bowed for chuck when he was going to fertilize the egg

[ccorner1337]

Chuck Norris isn't real. If Chuck Norris was real he'd come into my house and slam my face into the keyboar Jasdhfaklsjdfha guhsuivabhwdvihgIUGVH