CLINICAL

Jenna Batt, CLINICAL
(half original, half Oliva Newton-John)

Lyrics:

I'm trying to analyze your speech sample
Makin' good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean, ASHA!
I'm takin' an informal speech sample
Then maybe do the Goldman-Fristoe
I'll see if your problem is phonological
Or if it's fluency!

Let's get clinical, clinical
I wanna get clinical, Let's get into clinical
Let me hear your talk, Let me hear you talk
(chorus repeats)

I've been patient, I've been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It's gettin' hard with all this paperwork
You know what I mean, ASHA!
I'm sure you'll understand my impressions
And my recommendations
You gotta know that you're bringin' out the Speech Pathologist in me!

Let's get clinical, clinical
I wanna get clinical, Let's get into clinical
Let me hear your talk, Let me hear you talk
(chorus repeats...)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Jenna Batt
• Clinical

[SCUBONZIES]

ARE U WEARING SEXY THIGH HIGHS

[SillyBenna]

@SCUBONZIES NO! 

[SCUBONZIES]

@SillyBenna you want me i nO! IT

[KayMeyer54]

OMG! This could have been me! Those are my red-rimmed glasses from the 80s. Of course I am also known for my clipboard and blond brilliance as well. A note for my socail friends: Jenna spoofs some great messages to our professional association---ASHA. That's the American Speech-Language-Hearing Association.

[cqpgrasshopper]

this cracks me up..... awesome job.... it brings me back to my grad school days when things just got so crazy....you have a great sense of humor.... nice work

[benjaminady]

Perfect. I'm a speech path student in Melbourne Vic and it's exam time and this is such a great stress relief. thank you!

[shilohmrobinson]

this is SO great!!

[Surneygirl]

Love it! I have clinic tomorrow, what am i to do?

[AmmandaLemon]

HAHHAHAHAH

[Skambirex]

i like it .... :-)