BattleTanx: Global Assault Intro (LOL!)

So, in 2001, there was a plague that killed 99.9% of the world's women, leaving the survivors to be fought over. The year is 2006, and there is highly advanced weaponry for these tanks, such as lasers, teleporters, and nukes the size of suitcases. Hm, it's a lot more accurate than the history books! :D Lol. Regardless of how lame this game may look, I thoroughly enjoyed playing it when I was younger. Even today the multiplayer is still fun to play today. :)

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[Wolfeye90]

There are nuclear weapons the size of suitcases. They are called "suitcase nukes," by some and are considered to be some of the most dangerous due to their small size. There is virtually no small or large size limit for thermonuclear warheads. And, for the lasers, the US has been developing laser weapons for years. A lot of the technology supposedly came from Area 51, as shown in the first game. Battletanx.

[Goomba4001]

@Wolfeye90 I never had the first one. Equal/better/worse?

[Goomba4001]

Those were tough times, back in 2006.

[ComradeTiki]

@daijme Why? What are you, gay? :-P

It's gotta be tanks! You can't pick up chicks in an airplane!

[Thzizmyaccount]

Wow was that really the story I thought I would have remembered a story like that. Still that was a great game back then

[jong4tv]

I wish that did Battle-Tanx 3. I`m very sad that company who made the first-one and this sequel went out of business and also I`m very sad no one buy the licence to this video-game to making one more.

[masterspector]

@columbialinks123 XD lovely, same was with me, though I lost my CD of it, haven't played it for like.... 8 years? give or take XD

[TicTacGears]

First N64 game I ever played. Love it. Man... I wish I still had that game.

[turokk007]

@Goomba4001 its a bit worse. u can look up some other vids!

[Ruflcopta]

@BaronVonKenny It had no need to get all serious, because it was pure fun. I wish more games did the same these days :\ I think the lame story was great.

[columbialinks123]

man i was dog in battle tanks non of you guys can mess with me i was playing it since i was like 4 non of you guys can touch me HAH!!!

[CienCarasWC3]

lol 2006

[F386Longrifle]

@BLUMKIN84 Lol I love south park

[FxMusique]

@BLUMKIN84

Stop with the slang already!

They're called Tactical Snukes, gosh...