Rodney Carrington - My Wife Met My Girlfriend (W/Lyrics)

LYRICS!

i got home and the door was locked
and i tryed to ring the bell
i found a little bitty note
that she had wrote telling me to go to hell
i crawled in the window
i got inside
she kicked me in the balls then i cryed
called me a name said i lied
kicked me again and though i died
took my cloths set em on fire
hit me with her cruling iron
i tryed to block it with my watch
then she kicked me in the crouch again
Yeah
todays the day my wife met my girl friend

well i tryed to tell her but she didnt care
things wernt what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove ful of boiling water
my nads would soon be STEAMED!
i tryed to run Scream for help!
she hit me in the nerch with
a rinestone belt
it was like nothing that i ever felt
i thank god that i wasnt wearing a kilt
she grabed the bat from beneath the bed
she swong it once then she missed my head
she ran back and swong it again then she hit me in the twins again
yeah todays the day my wife met my girl friend
yeah todays a awful day
my boys wont be the same
yeah todays the day my wife met
my girl friend

Category:

Comedy

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[Joinedthegame]

I love Rodney carrington lol

[xluckyy99]

@Joinedthegame As do i man Lol, makes me laugh so much

[HammmmerOn76]

Haha, wow i was so fucking depressed then heard this and it really made me smile.

Legendary mate :)

Such a lad

[xluckyy99]

@HammmmerOn76 Lmao Glad i made your day :P

[Chainstring]

10,000 views. lol

[xluckyy99]

thanks

[unforgivenbygodftb2]

lol no kidding at least he didnt have those clothes on

[CreepDeath13]

By far my fav song from Rodney. I love grabbing my guitar and playing this song for people. Oh, and by the way.. You might wanna double check the lyrics that you posted as some of it is wrong.

All in all, a great song from Rodney. Take out the laughing and this would be a perfect recording of this song. I wish I had a voice like his...

[2765joyce]

i love all rodneys songs it's really make me laugh....your a good medicine ...hahahahaha

[Xziatrixx]

my ex grabbed a shotgun she said fuck the bat

[saraleigh89]

why the hell does someone always have to dislike no matter how good it is there's always some idiot that dislikes good shit "its like what do u like ? if u don't like Rodney".......

[WishOfLies]

I wish there was a good mp3 of this version I would love that one :)

[DoubleSider]

1 person's wife has met there girlfriend

[damonclark1]

i used to watch his programme it was theee beees kneeeees

[crimeboy1]

240p! We meet again!

[rino0128]

@MetalMania666Pantera well if that is the case then I was wrong on this one. Whoever wrote it in the first place made the errors if that was the case.