Dayana Mendoza Miss Venezuela Universe Interview

entrevista de miss venezuela en miss unoiverso 2008

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[Harden Thicke]

Lisa Lampugnale is a jealous, fat ass, ugly, loud mouth piece of shit.

that's all.

[Dann3200]

She looks and sounds like "Catherine Zeta Jones", Similar personalities with a great sense of humour when answering questions. Not only a beauty queen, but an adorable character,as well.

[ventende]

So, who's wallet is she gonna creep into now.

[JdeC1994]

Multilingual Mendoza vs Clay & the Gang (Pt XXXII) By now, Clay has

some serious ants in his pants! "Guys, c'me on, we've got a g-gig to

p-perform," Clay implores, but to no avail---the Monolingual Band has

completely hypnotized itself! Clay's been sweating profusely and

trembling, and he sees that the smirking bodyguards have noticed!

"Por fin," Clay---at the end of his rope---walks up to the M.B.'s "jefe,"

grabs him by the shoulders, shakes him and yells, "DUDE, SNAP

OUT OF IT!"



[JdeC1994]

Dayana ("How many languages do you speak?") Mendoza vs the

Monolingual Band from Ep. 11 (Pt XXXI) Ah, but what the M.B. really

lust for is wealth, vast quantities of riches! They're sick 'n' tired of

clippin' coupons, drivin' clunkers and slatherin' Cheez Whiz all over

their grub! Hey, ain't it high time the M.B. switched from Cheez Whiz

to caviar, from riding in clunkers to riding the gravy train? "Por

supuesto," and again, it all depends on one simple question:

Can....Dayana....sing?

[Selene Sonja]

Love you, Dayana!

From Philippines.

[JdeC1994]

Multilingual Mendoza vs Monolingual Musicians (Pt XXX) The nitwits

dream of riding on Dayana's coattails for fame as well as fortune!

They picture themselves strutting down red carpets, decked out in

mack-daddy tuxedos! As the media screams for their attention, they

hobnob with other celebrities! Their vivid fantasies also include TV

shows, such as SNL! Alec Baldwin: We've got a great show for you

tonight! Dayana Mendoza & the Staten Island Sound Machine are

here, SO STICK AROUND!

[JdeC1994]

The BULLY Boys vs the Venezuelan Panda Cub (Pt XXIX) The band

envision their first world tour as an unstoppable steamroller! They

imagine shirts that say "Dayana Mendoza & the Staten Island Sound

Machine" on top, have an image of D. and the band smiling together

in the middle---AS IF they were one big happy family---and say "2014

World Tour" on the bottom! They imagine young people on every

continent wearing their "de rigueur," must-have shirts, like Red

Guards clad in Mao suits!