Mjoff - Fruitbat

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Uploaded by on Oct 27, 2010

Everybody loves fruit!
The sound is MUCH better in HD/720p, so click on the hires-button in the player :)

Lyrics:

Dressed up in pineapples and mango
I will dance the fandango
Do a twist with a lemon and plum
Just a squeeze and I might come

Sweet little things I whisper in your ear
my private parts are shaped like a pear
And from the chili peppers below
I secrete sticky lime right down to my toes

Excuse me while I masturbate
thinkin 'bout the mulbury that I ate
- Man - you're a real fruit pervert
No I just love fruit so much it hurts

Chorus (v1):
I will feel your melons up
and you'll suck my banana-nana-nana top
and I will ride your apricot
like the horse of Sir Lancelot
Cause I love fruit and fruit love me back
it's like a mutual (fruitual) counter attack

Did you know it's considered a sin
putting your private parts in a pumpkin
And I will spread my sunflower seeds
wherever the scent of strawberries lead

With my cucumber I come from the rear
you'll love my kiwis in your mouth my dear
What's this huge in my pants
well it's just this peach and an egg-plant

Your nectarine will flow like lava
when you mount a guava
Once I traveled to Buenos Aires
just to taste the local cherries

Chorus (v2):
You will feel my melons up
and I'll suck your banana-nana-nana top
and your will ride my apricot
like the horse of Sir Lancelot
Cause I love fruit and fruit love me back
it's like a mutual (fruitual) counter attack

This song is made of fruit
Sour grapes
Not by bananas
Those are for apes
Or monkeys
Whatever -- maybe apples are better
Never!
Aat least they keep the doctor away
That bastard stole my green beens the other day
(no way)
If I find out where he's at
I'm gonna get him with my fruit bat
(what?!)

Chorus (v2):
You will feel my melons up
and I'll suck your banana-nana-nana top
and your will ride my apricot
like the horse of Sir Lancelot
Cause I love fruit and fruit love me back
it's like a mutual (fruitual) counter attack

Big win!

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  • Toppenvideo, kanonlåt, Avancerat. Hur har ni gjort? /Geson

  • JÄ!

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