Church of Me

This is a reloaded video without the copyrighted clips. And yes you must make a video to be accepted. You must put your face on camera to be accepted. Don't send me e-mails telling me you are too ugly and you don't want to make a video of yourself (I'm not kidding I received a handful of those e-mails). You can be ugly OR you can have no self confidence. But you can't be ugly and have no self confidence. If you were both someone might mistake you for a Christian.

Original Members:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCPziYslCXQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAd4WVuqpgk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC9BCqW6488
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWDcV2n11M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxWA9vbE_HM

New Members:
DrKrakertoolitch because he made this great web page: http://www.renamestar.com/churchofjessica/

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Comedy

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[bigtexansfan]

Jessica, the same holy "God fearing" Christian people who've come to this thread and judged you and damned you to Hell, are the same people who are so pro-life that they murder physicians and blow up buildings in the name of protecting the "unborn", while at the same time siding with the same politicians who want to get rid of WIC, Food-stamp benefits, free lunch programs in school, and pretty much anything that help a child ALREADY BORN live an even half decent existence. Just an FYI.

[21xRavenx12]

Jessica I am going to love you. And I will pray that you find God's light in the darkness of this rotting world. He is the only thing that is going to make a better place. I am not going to curse you and tell you to go to hell because if I did that then I wouldn't be helping you. No, I'm going to love you even though you are an insult to God.

[wambuik]

Praying that you find out how much God loves you. He still stands waiting for u. :)

[1969calvert]

please let the blood of jesus pay your way. you mock in ignorance

[mmissinglink]

clever!



[rabidfox1]

That was a waste of time watching a waste of talent waste paper.

[NOISLAMINUSA]

Just curious. Why spend soo much time blaspheming God? If you really don't believe in God and he is imaginary, doesn't that make you a bit pathetic wasting soo much time on a subject without any meaning? I mean it really is comical. Who messed you up on God? Why hate him? You wouldn't be involved with new age, occult, wicca or anything like that would you?

[fuckmania07]

BURN IN HELL FOREVER OR BELIEVE IN JESUS

[brokendisease]

Your printer is pretty slow

[FiniteSunrise]

Four years later and STILL super funny. Especially the end. "Not to be confused with the Church of Jesus which is wrong and stupid." AHAHAHAHA. Perfection.