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Bad Jokes by Woody Harrelson & John C. Reilly

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Uploaded by on Jul 25, 2008

'Bad Jokes' performed by Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly in the movie 'A Prairie Home Companion'

Lovely piece and by far one of my favourites from the film :)

(...)
When God created woman
He gave her not two breasts but three
When the middle one got in the way
God performed surgery
Woman stood before God
With the middle breast in hand
Said, "What do we do"
"With the useless boob?"
And God created man
(...)

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  • the farmer had a champion bull who bred 200 times a year. the farmers wife said:

    - "200 times, isn't that wonderful dear? maybe you ought to watch him, maybe he'll show you how?

    the farmer said:

    -" he's a heck of a bull but it wasn't all with the same cow".

    ;)

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  • I agree. Woody Harrelson was right at home in this role. He's a great actor, but he's always best when playing kind of a good-natured good ol' boy.

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  • God there are a lot of awesome actors in this movie.

  • Both guys are xcellent, woody will be awesome in hg

  • @FloydCaver hes best in zombieland

  • 1 person has diarrhea running in their jeans

  • @inusek The nervous Nellies trying to censor Woody and John are symbols of the Supreme Court.

  • @titostacos I think it alludes to Townes' pancho and lefty. Not sure though.

  • It's cute but can you really breath through that thing :0

  • How come lefty doesn't play left-handed?

  • I too prefer toilet paper

  • Best part of the whole movie. Lol

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