I have this aunt with some fingers that are missing (long story) and when ever my little sister sucks her thumb I tell her that that's how our aunt lost her fingers, she actually cried one time. And once my dad told her that she has five holes in her head, that one really gets her angry, like temper-tantrum-roll-on-the-floor-hit-innocent-bystanders angry.
I told my little brother that if he went to school on friday that he could stay home on Monday witch was actuly presedents day.
lexi1080 1 day ago
I told my brother puberty was getting attacked by monkeys so i didn't have to explain it. He believed me until he watched "the video"
Pigfarts42 2 days ago
i know what your talking about.... with the salt and pepper me and my brother had a fight the peper is the girl and salt is the boy sorry guys
rachelsears234 3 days ago
I told this one little girl that every time she eat her boogies a fairy dies…… Just kidding…….. maybe…..
gusgirl227 1 week ago
the biggest lie i told was that santa wasnt real
kataklysmkitty 2 weeks ago
I have this aunt with some fingers that are missing (long story) and when ever my little sister sucks her thumb I tell her that that's how our aunt lost her fingers, she actually cried one time. And once my dad told her that she has five holes in her head, that one really gets her angry, like temper-tantrum-roll-on-the-floor-hit-innocent-bystanders angry.
guinafred 2 weeks ago
what is the easter bunny? boy or girl it has girly clothes but it tack like a boy
brhewes 2 weeks ago
we were playing baseball then a kid was in front of me, then i told her to go to the back because she'd get 3 bats....but she didn't. IM MEAN!!!
OJIBWEsAREintense 3 weeks ago
santas not reel
jaylon1016 4 weeks ago
whats nutmeg :/
jaylon1016 4 weeks ago