Billionare Parody (Billion Pounds)

LYRICS:
i wanna weigh a billion pounds so frickin bad,
eat all of the things i ever had,
i wanna be on the cover of fat magazine,
smiling next to a very obese queen,
cuz everytime i try on shirts,
they fit so tight it hurts,
a different craving everyday hurray,
i say, the whole world better run,
when i weigh a 1001




rap: i could have some fame like the fattest dude,
get a hungry attitude,
every day thanksgiving,
my plate's as big as a building...
i probably wouldnt fit through your average door,
and I probably fall through every single floor.
id always have spare food so hey dude have this,
and last but not least,
getting fat is my best wish.
its been a couple months since ive turned obese,
so you can guess my diet consists of mostly meat.
heh heh, get it, sometimes meat causes fat,
now regular people are like mice and im like a rat yeah, dont forget about this thing:
my fingers will be so chubby i cant wear any bling bling

Oh every time I try on shirts,
(watcha feel watcha feel)
they fit so tight it hurts,
a different craving everyday hurray,
i say, the world better run,
when i weigh a 1001

mooove over, I take up too much room, moooooooooove over,

RAP: Soon Ill sumo with the fat guys, cant fit into my bed at night,
then id go pig out if I still survive, alright?
As you can see my planning isn't very nice,
and I bet you don't think that right now im extremely bright and your probably very very very right,
my IQ equals the same as the number 4 twice.
I wont take the extra food and split it,
and don't take my food unless you wanna get bit.
So every single person's tummy around would be starving half to death
as I eat everything soundly
I know you'd all think this is a horrible scene
but I think this would be the very best dream

i wanna weigh a billion pounds so frickin bad
eat all of the things I nver had
i wanna be on the cover of fat magazine,
smiling next to a very obese queen

cuz everytime i try on shirts, (watcha feel watcha feel)
they fit so tight it hurts,
a different craving everyday hurray,
i say, the whole world better run,
when i weigh a 1001

mooove over, my fat will kill you soon. moooooooooove over

I wanna weigh a billion pounds so friken bad.....




Based on the song Billionaire by Travise McCoy ft. Bruno Mars

We know we suck... but no haters!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Fail
• Parody
• Billionaire
• Krystal Kitty
• Fatness

[jessehillguitar]

nice. xD

[mckenzieleelee]

very creative!! LOVE IT

[alexthegreywolf]

hilarious!! love the lyrics :)

[allyoopsies]

hahaha!! this is cute ^.^ love it!!

[sammycollinsTV]

funny! great job!!

[joieeXV]

seems like you guys are having fun while youre doing this,.. ahahaha, good for you, u made yourselves funny an made other person happy..

ahaha.. anyways, great job!.. :) kip it up!! lol

[tasteslikeginger]

CUTE

[rutabagakid]

Sweet vid Asian

[Taconut7]

This is so funny!! This just made my dad!

[puppyrox01886]

funny :)