Cousin Mosquito #1 by Congress Woman Malinda Jackson Parker

Being the ramblings of an eccentric old lady with a grudge against mosquitoes, this song contains the word "cousin" somewhere in the region of 200 times. It was recorded circa 1965 at IBC Studios, Portland Place, London. She claimed to be a govt. minister from Liberia (the Hon. Malinda....) but carried her belongings in a paper carrier-bag.

I think this features on a weird album named Songs In The Key Of Z or something. There's also a Cousin Mosquito #2 but I've never heard it all the way through (unlike this, which is hilarious, #2 is just boring). Her other number was "Forward March Liberians."

Rumour has it she was a delightful lady!

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[normanconquest1066]

Recorded in 1965 (as far as I can remember) at IBC Studios, Portland Place, London. Her other number was "Forward March Liberians" She claimed to be a govt. minister from Liberia (the Hon. Malinda....) but carried her belongings in a paper carrier-bag. She was a delight!

[ReloadPsi]

Cheers for that :)

I'm gonna have to toss that into the description.

[dreikn]

Thanks for uploading this wonderful song. I actually like very much Cousin Mosquito #2. Both are great. There is an album of her called "Tubman Goodtype Songs Of Liberia".

[monrovia1959]

I attended the same church as "Ma Parker" You could see her walking the streets of Monrovia . she maker was very heavy. She was very friendly. She supported our youth camp by purching a cake for the rally we had it the youth camp.

[Fisdoomtion]

COUSINCOUSINCOUSINCOUSINCOUSIN­COUSINCOUSINCOUSINCOUSINCOUSIN­COUSINCOUSINCOUSINCOUSINCOUSIN­COUSINCOUSINCOUSINCOUSINCOUSIN­COUSINCOUSINCOUSINCOUSIN

I prefer part two but this album is seriously trancendent

[Montanarus]

WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW­WWW ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[bruin9507]

lol

[tomdissonance]

she actually *was* a government minister, as well. She served a 6-year term in Liberia's House of Representatives in the 1950s during the William Tubman administration.

[Staplesz]

Protip: before he stings, he sings.

[DrGaellon]

That has to be one of the most bizarre things I've ever heard. My public health professor linked us to this for the lecture on "emerging infections."

[CorrosiveHippie]

i counted about 193 "Cousins's" LMAO (It's not exact; because I was laughing to hard to completely listen lol)