Colorectal surgeon Song

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Colorectal surgeon song by Bowser and Blue. Visit them at their website @ bowserandblue.com and download an mp3 of this song!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Colorectal
• surgeon
• bowser
• blue

[checkzack]

I praise my colorectal surgeon

To him, I will raise a glass,

For he's the only man who's brave enough to

Stick his finger in my ass.

[tafferette]

He'll get you in the end!

[InDeAskY1]

Respect the colorectal surgeon He's been where the others won't go. Just poking and prodding Up that little black hole. Respect the colorectal surgeon, Even when you're on your side. Wearing that thin hospital gown With absolutely nothing to hide. Taking pictures with that long black tube You're hoping the doc Used enough lube. Asleep you go And then filled with air. You hear it release But you don't care. "Sorry, I just felt like it. I have IBD so I need 2 laugh a something."

[InDeAskY1]

Having IBD, I know my doctor has gotten me plenty of times in the end. I've been thru enough probing for 20 people. This song really helps lighten a mood. Maybe my GI should play this in his office. I would love that. This makes me having IBD a little better. This is hilarious.

[iowacorn123]

That's Hella ass funny song ha ha.

[mrsmtnman]

I worked for a colorectal surgeon for 7 years...this is hilarious!!! :)

[funkgerat]

This makes being genetically predisposed to colon cancer seem a little less terrible. Thanks!

[barnrat252]

sidesplitting!!

[gotha]

to the 12 people who disliked this: they'll get you in the end

[PowertoInfinity]

LOL

[divediva55]

I work with a colorectal surgeon and this is our theme song!!

[bluriley]

@RalphCrammedIn It is an old standard: Rueban Rueben, I've Been Thinking. I think it's of Dutch origin.