White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic [lyrics]

White and Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

Category:

Education

Tags:

• White
• and
• Nerdy
• by
• Weird
• Al
• Yankovic
• lyrics

[MikeMeldan]

horrible way to show lyrics. YOU SUCK!

[thrust19]

@MikeMeldan I'm sorry sir, but at least 246 other people don't agree with you.

[MikeMeldan]

@thrust19 They're all blind.



[thrust19]

@MikeMeldan Why are they looking up a VIDEO for the lyrics to a song if they're blind then? Youtube isn't exactly something the blind tend to use to read things you know.

[thrust19]

Please thumb this video up to get it to the top of the results page! Thank for your time everyone, I really appreciate it ^___^)/

[cuzzo820]

i used to think this song was racest but once i listened to it it got better and better!

[XzXzXzbrittznyzXzXzX]

awesum vid!!! its awsum lol! :D

[Thekirinking]

I liked it because there are no freaking 30 second adds every time I watch it :D

[metfrk81]

The words dont keep up with the song....wtf

[Alphavampe]

I've been watching this video since 2010.. hehe

[Dessuton]

@thrust19 U should tell about description at the start of vid...

[caitlinzr02]

Um watching this is 2011

+ i luv this song hahaa

Just 2 white Ans nerdy uhhu

[Xxbeast32x]

thumbs up if your watching dis in 2011

[Jelpuri]

what's the original song?

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