Things that are wrong with Breaking Dawn

I was wrong! He doesn't fuck her so hard that he breaks her spine. Two different events in Breaking Dawn and I melded them together into one. Oops! Nonetheless, it's ridiculous.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• twilight
• breaking
• dawn
• bella
• edward
• jacob
• sex

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Erin, I love you.

[whereismymanga]

I watch the trailer with my eyes closed just now XD you're entirely right

[Hikutachama]

I watched the movie and was entertained. It's like I already accepted all the things that was wrong and was sucked into the awesome blood and gore, and Jacob going all apeshit. Movie was okay, but don't expect an epic... or making any sense.

[Crazgirl260]

i never watched a twilight movie but i've watched harry potter lol

[Launchpad05]

This series in general, and this movie in particular made me lose all faith in not only women, but humanity in general. I'm glad that you still have A brain, and didn't get sucked into this crap! I don't care if people say if my hatred of 'Twilight' is unhealthy! If it had better writing, and wasn't constantly shoved down my throat, maybe I wouldn't be so upset. I still wouldn't watch it, but I wouldn't be as angry as I am now at it.

[powerpunkpincess]

whats wrong with breaking dawn????........EVERYTHING. easy question

[BiteMe000000]

he doesnt break her spine? wtf? not even in the book! yeah he breaks the bedpost but thats hot! she does break her spine in the movie but thats becuase of the monster demon baby inside of her. but i do agree with you on one part - the music behind ALL of the twilight films FUCKS ME OFF - its not just that its over dramatic - its wrong...its just not right...it doesnt suit whats going on...its weird. its just...OFF. i cant explain it

[Solefirefly]

Thank you for not putting 14 year old girls, I always get pissed when thar happens

[Skystar663]

Hahahahaha, you're amazing.

[Dannytheepicninja]

omg the music does! yeah this is gonna be a fucking disaster just waiting to happen.

[LittleMissUnusual]

I might go see breaking dawn because of how terrible the trailer was. I have not seen the first 3 movies because I read the books and thought they were shit, but I might go see this movie.

[davidsolomon83]

and I thought you said you hated twilight!!!!