Wikipedia

Super rough version of the Wikipedia song
Written by Sam Griswold and Tom Schroeder

Sittin at my keyboard after lookin at porn
37 minutes til Ill look some more
Looking at the news something catches my eye
Maria Corazon "Cory" Cojuangco Aquino died

The name is cool but I do not know
Why this chick is important so
Type her name into my search window
Check the spelling then I click on go

Paper due at midnight for my gender class
Signed up for the lecture to procure some ass
But I dont know a thing about Third Wave ecofeminism as it relates to the zeigeist of the nuclear family in post 9/11 America
So I turn to Wikipedia

So I go to the homepage and there I see
That today is the anniversary
Of the unification of italy
And so begins my odyssey

I start with a link to the Sicily page
Then Mafia and Coppola and Nicholas Cage
Uma Thurman, Dalai Lama, Richard Gere,
Inserting gerbils in your rear

Eventually Im reading bout kangaroos
When I realize that its half past two
My page is blank what do I do
I copy the page about Third Wave ecofeminism as it relates to the zeigeist of the nuclear family in post 9/11 America
And turn it in!

If you go to Wikipedia and type my name,
Youll learn that Im the son of Oprah and my claim to fame
Is twelve Olympic golds and musical acclaim
And I have a twelve-inch penis.

But I was appalled when I looked last night
And my glorious memoir had been erased
By the squadron of nerds who run the site
And my penis size replaced
All my work had gone to waste

Heres a list of things I learned on Wikipedia!

When black people say things like shizzle
Its African American Vernacular English
If you suffer from Arachibutyrophobia
Youre afraid of peanut butter on the roof of your mouth

Deepthroat is a movie starring Linda Lovelace
And also the informant in the Watergate scandal
And this thing that my ex girlfriend wouldnt do
Along with all the following things That I learned about on Wikipedia

Shocker, Footjob, Daisy Chain
Golden Shower, Analingus, Omorashi
Axillary intercoure, autofellatio
Rusty Trombone and DVDA

Double dutch rudder
Asian oil orgy
2 girls 1 cup cup plus me
Thats called Coprophilia

Oh shit, its been 37 minutes

Copyright 2009

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Wikipedia

[nickypickysticky8]

hahahahaha that was hilarious

[Rock7132]

Not bad. Your dad rules.

[retard2210]

great song, very nice lyrics

[MDMAProductions]

you could of done better but nice lyrics

[xxCypriot4Liyfxx]

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