O.B. Rap (WTF Collective Parody)

This was a class project I had to do for my Organization Behavior Class. Credit to Jon Lajoie for the awesome beat. Lyrics Below:

[MC Extremely Corrupt]
Excuse me Wiz, Lil Jon, and 50-cent, it's about time I interrupt
Hang on to your seats, here comes MC Extremely Corrupt
When I land business deals everyone slides me rewards on the side
It's no big deal, I don't even care about my pride
If you take it and throw it into Economic Framework,
It's monetary pressures causing me to be a jerk
Then I roll it back into the frame of O.B.
It's emotions and society that are impressing upon me
The only solution is for business pioneers to come along,
And tell me the way I conduct business is completely wrong

[MC Obnoxious Stereotype]
I'm MC Obnoxious Stereotype
I eat soup with chopsticks every day and night
I keep unwanted people out with my city wall
Kung-fu is always my weapon of choice in a brawl
I wear my funny hat while I'm picking rice
And I only trust Confucius when I need advice
He's my idol along with Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee
Now get out of my house, cuz I'm making Green Tea

[MC Super Bias]
What's up? I'm MC Super Bias
I make all my decisions just like I'm mindless
I knew I shoulda bet on Rocky Balboa winning that fight
It was all 20/20 looking back in hindsight
I always anchor myself around the initial offer
All these stupid biases keep making me falter
But I don't really care what people have to say
Unless they're like Burger King and confirm shit my way

[MC Humanitarian]
Yo everyone, it's MC Humanitarian
It's unethical to treat people like they're barbarians
Isn't it clear that I idolize Mary Parker Follett?
Like Jesus to Christians, She's laborers' saving prophet
She concluded it's not just physical abuse, but abuse of the mind
Managers and workers should have goals that are both united and combined
Her claim to fame was that employee care and profits can exist in harmony
Uh huh, that's right, In your face Andrew Carnegie

[Professor Wasieleski]
Hey Guys! It's Professor Wasieleski
Over here, I've got everything you need for O.B.
(Cricket sounds)

[MC Organizational Culture]
Who the hell was that guy?
Did you see him drinking tea, it was probably chai
He obviously doesn't conform to social norms
I wonder how his core values really formed
How rude of me, I'm MC Organizational Culture
People who act different really make me shudder
If people in an organization, all behave the same,
All the symbols, norms, and values are to blame

[MC Decision Making]
Hey everyone I'm MC Decision Making
I always blame myself when shit is breaking
I think I forgot about the Fundamental Attribution Error
I guess I could have made my decision a little better

[MC Employee Motivation]
I'm MC Employee Motivation
Don't interrupt me while I'm trying to push people in the right direction
What's important is they end up at the right destination
If I do everything the right way, then I'll get a standing ovation

[MC Emotions and Personality]
Yo I'm MC Emotions and Personality
My state of mind is always swayed easily
The Six major emotions are Anger, Fear, Joy, Love, Sadness and Surprise
If I don't want people to know how I'm feeling I'll just put up a guise
What causes change in mood however is very unclear
Be careful though, it might affect your long term career
Darwin would say that they help us empathize with society
Sorry "D", but I don't like to feel anger, disgust and jealousy
There are two types of people I guess you could say
Type B's are pretty chill but A's walk around pissed off all day

[MC Scientific Management]
Better believe it's MC Scientific Management
I study the most efficient ways to avoid an accident
This was first laid out by a guy named Taylor whose first name happened to be Fred
He did it in 1911, so by now he's definitely dead

[The Last MC]
I'm the last MC that you're gunna hear
Guess what? Organizational Behavior will never disappear
Keep in mind all these lesions that we rapped after we scram
And you'll be sure to get an A on Doctor Dave-O's Final Exam

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Organizational Behavior
• OB
• Rap
• Parody
• WTF
• WTF Collective
• Jon Lajoie
• Lajoie
• Charlie Sheen
• Sheen
• Charlie

[BlackNike24]

Its not sopposed to be serious pal, learn to speak english too

[fulminaterecords]

SORRY BUT THIS IS HORRIBLE + AUTO TUNE ITS EVEN WORSE