An Old Rant

I found this old rant on my hard drive and decided to re-upload it as if it were brand new.

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• Perroquet51

[Tobie2]

I just love this! I still love this! I always hope you are not thinking of white ass.

[Perroquet51]

@Tobie2 I'm color blind.

[BryanAndBaileysZoo]

well hayyyyyyyyy gurl whats up? ;long time no see .. yeah squirls make me so nervous out in the road I hate to kill them just drives me insain. I use to be called the neighboe hood triler park gay but sence people know me and have become friends they just call me scott now. it agravated the shit out of me.its like i dont go around and say " hey has anyone seen out fat insain crack addict trish in the trailer park around the corner?'

[Perroquet51]

@BryanAndBaileysZoo They have enough sense to know that crossing the road can be dangerous, but they seem to have a problem with distance vs speed.

[twish1999]

You see, this video is exactly why we need more videos from you

:-)

[Perroquet51]

@twish1999 I just haven't been well enough to do much. I guess that's why I do cooking videos. If I feel like cooking, I can always turn the camera on without having to think too hard about what I'm going to do or say, lol

[GoryStories]

Hi Marc, I think that most squirrels have bi-polar disorder. I'm not a veterinarian, so I can't say for sure, but from what I've heard, rodents in general, have very strong suicidal tendencies, therefore their road side manners. As for the friend who has to always mention that their friends are gay or their maids are black may be gay and black them-self, but are just covering up! As for funerals, I can't make heads or tails of that stuff!, all I know is, they have bad make-up effects peeps

[maadmaestro]

Hilarious!...I just had a thought about going to a gay, black squirrel's..........funeral. (Notice the long pause between words there!)...Wicked humour, Marc....Genius;)

[pastryparrot1]

As I told you . . . I was roaring in laughter last night while watching this! You are just so funny, Marc! My favorite rant - and one I cannot understand either - why people are so quiet at funerals. You are awesome!

[Bikermom69]

LMAO! I still love this Perr...I so needed to see this today! Miss you! :)

[bowhunter2439]

Marc , I like your rants , they are not only true but funny .... three home runs... oh and the funerals or wakes as we call them , they always start off wispering , then once you get into good conversation the room gets louder and louder and somtimes you forget where you are untill someone jabs you and says shhhhhhh ....LOL....!!!

[sunsetlover]

I am in tears laughing so hard.... Thank you so much for taking my not so good day and made me laugh

[GIZCHOPS]

Oh my life, you just kill me...

[yescandles]

LMFAO!!!! Just what I needed at 5:00 AM!

[anmoose]

ROFL!! Classic line: "Imagine how pissed off he's going to be by the burial."

I suppose I've been fortunate in that I've never hung in sufficiently sophisticated circles to encounter a snooty broad with a black maid. I do recall one semi-snooty acquaintance in years past who had a black gardener, but she just called him Leroy...

[Ishkiia]

ROFLMAO!!! *waves* you crack me up