1992 TBS 30 yrs of James Bond commercial break #5

*Part 5- This commercial break was recorded on October 3rd 1992 on TBS during Tbs's "30 Years of James Bond".*

1. Diamond Council of America-(guy has to decide which one of his schizophrenic personalities he's going to take relationship advice from)
2. Pine-sol-(little Pine trees turn into kitchen scrubbers & do all the housekeeping for you)
3. Buick-(some cross eyed girl talks to us about what buick has to offer but no one heard one word of it because we are so distracted by her lazy eyes.)
4. WcW Hotline-(I'm gonna call right now!)
5. Sheer Energy-(use an ordinary pantyhose & you'll feel like your legs are dragging...but use sheer energy & feel like "cha-chic-chic-chic..wonderful little energy spurring you on!" The real truth is the sheer energy wearer is on speed, I think)
6. Teledyne Water Pik's Shower Massage-(Mmm..I think I'd like to massage him instead...damn, did I say that out loud?)
7. Braun-(will shave letters right off your wall!)
8. Vise-Grip-(a poor pup who's only trying to be helpful gets treated like crap by his owners.)




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[TheGreatElDandy]

Awesome. I love watching old commercials. Takes me back to a simpler time. Got any more?

[NitekMuscle]

I love the inherent 'white trashiness' of the WCW marketing.