The Royal Tart Toter's "Cosmic Dance" Monologue (Adventure Time!)

From Cartoon Network's Adventure Time!, the second season episode, "The Other Tarts."

This series is pure genius, and this moment in particular is one of the most random moments from one of the most random shows I've ever seen. Enjoy!

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[BiggieAls4]

It actually does:

"This abrupt life of irresponsible over-indulgence harms all of us but if reason shines through, and it can, then I will congratulate you in the future on the decisions you make today."

[lususnaturae999]

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

[gunnym114]

Me on my deathbed.

[Bedrinonen]

I don't agree with him that this is a purely nonsense speech myself, but if the chap enjoys Adventure Time for being nonsensical, let him.

[michiman57]

Damn. That's deep.

[Luis Gonzalez]

Wow, I didn't think it could get an better!

[Pat W]

"Nobody move. He can't see or hear but he can feel your movement" -Bubblegum "Hello? Eat my tarts?" - RTT. Royal Tart Toter is not aware his audience is present, the only person in the room the Tart Toter is aware of is no other than himself.

[Blaine Keeling]

he wasnt speaking to himself... its a monolgue

[peskasker]

nope. he has an in-scene audience to whom he is speaking. it's a monologue.

[blackham7]

Whats the recipe

[DJbeefnuts]

This is actually quite beautiful...intended or nonsence- it doesnt matter. I think the best thing about poetry is that the reader takes their own meaning or experience from it, as with any art form. "all art is useless", so on some level it's all nonsence. the only reason some is taken seriously and some isn't stems from the spurious stature within society of the source. Long story short- Take what you want from it!