Stewart's Eleven

Title: Stewart's Eleven
Author: Author_Jamie
Rating: PG 13
Pairing: [In Progress]
Summary: When gangster Jon Stewart is released from prison in New York, his next heist is already planned. Stewart's targets are three Las Vegas casinos: The Rio, Planet Hollywood and the NBC Grand. They all belong to ruthless entrepreneur Conan O'Brian, who, by the way, also shows a certain interest in Danny's beautiful ex-wife Tracey. During a much-anticipated boxing event (Rosie O'Donnel vs. Donald Trump), there will be $150 million in the safe, 70 yards below the strip. So, Jon starts to hire professionals from all over the country: There's the card magician Stephen Colbert, the perfect pickpocket Steve Carrell and the ingenious pyrotechnician John Oliver. Anderson Cooper, who lost a casino to Conan, provides funding, the brothers Rob Corrdry and Ed Helms will drive and help, and Bernie Mac, a professional card dealer, gets a job at the casino to watch the routines. Rob Riggle, will play the rich heavy weaponry dealer and live in the hotel, while Jason Jones bugs the place to have a look over the shoulders of the security personnel. Finally, the American acrobat artist Eric Drysdale will be the one to move inside the safe before the motion detectors are turned off. There are three rules to be followed:

First: no blood.
Second: Rob only who deserves it.
Third: Do it as if you have nothing to lose.

When the day of the boxing event finally draws near, all is set, and Conan doesn't have a clue - or does he?

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• trailer
• short
• film
• web
• series

[Theycallmetomu]

Shoulda taken quotes from Steve Carell movies out of context to go along with the "plot" of the preview. Along with things Colbert and others have done. But I guess that's a lot of work ;x

[authorJamie]

Thanks for the review... I jsut don't know how to get the sounds bites and stuff.

[donella16]

This could use a little more tweaking, but I like the idea, and it's very cute.

The only thing I would change would be cut some parts of the Ocean's Eleven trailer and add in more Daily Show material.

[authorJamie]

Thanks.

And Thanks for the tip.

[LittleMsSunshine09]

Btw what song is this??

[authorJamie]

Oops, srry for the delay... Was out on a trip.

It is "A Little Less Conversation (Remix)" by Elvis

[xonextheoryx]

But you know that Anderson Cooper is a total badass under that Vanderbilt exterior.

[LittleMsSunshine09]

That'd be fucking sweet if it was a real movie xD

[TheNewBluesBrother]

I'd Pay to see it

[grumpytosnowwhite]

Awesome idea, but the actual footage of them is a tad weak. You should've really picked eleven guys, focusing on these, and showed all of them--John Oliver, Letterman, Leno, maybe Olberman, O'Reilly, Brian Williams....that sort of thing.

[taylorstowell]

it's Stephen Colbert. with 'ph' not a 'v'

[Cblotnicky]

It would make my life if they made a movie out of/using these guys.