The Simpsons - Burns' Campaign Team

Mr. Burns assembles the finest gubernatorial campaign team money can buy.

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[Slamexo]

Personally, my vote's for Snrub.

[Reuben Glaser]

I wish we could have gotten to know the personal trainer a little better.

[mrarcha919]

Why are my teeth showing like that? :DDD LOL

[emw1994]

Or everyone could vote with their values for one of the six other candidates most people didnt know were running. I voted for Gary Johnson, for instance.

[emw1994]

Ah, politics...

[Harashawful]

The problem with the Republican Party, as I see it, is neither the moderates nor the hard-liners.

The problem is that moderates and hard-liners are both given equal say and neither really overpowers the other, leading to campaigns that look disorganised and insincere. Just look at how many hoops Romney had to jump through to appeal to everyone and get the nomination - by the time it came to the election itself, he could be accused (rightly) of flip-flopping on almost every issue.

[Durandal Callidus]

Your crazy-as-fuck candidate of choice managed to only garner 10% of the primary vote and 7 out of 50 states in the primary. Get over it.

[jcrowley1985]

Hence the Ron Paul reference in my last comment. He was the only decent candidate that the RNC censored because he didn't fit their corporate agenda.

[BlackHairedGoo n]

It really doesn't matter, you could use either Obongo HQ or Romney HQ, they're both terrible candidates and Obongo has done more to erode constitutional rights than any other president. Period.

[jcrowley1985]

More like Romney's campaign team. Mary Bailey representing Ron Paul in that case.

[Rick H]

Lisa needs to fuck off

[BlackHairedGoo n]

aka Democrat HQ