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Uploaded on Aug 14, 2009

This is a parody written & sung by Paul Shanklin, and I added pictures to it. Enjoy!

Here are the lyrics:

Old People

Old people got no reason
Old people got no reason
Old people got no reason to live

They need lots of drugs...
new hips...
after fallin' down just a couple of steps

They need...
pacemakers
the cost is out of sight
I give them a pain pill and just say goodbye

We got
no hips for old people
too many old people
we'll just give old people some pills

(we need to watch our costs and they're unproductive)

Old people are just the same as you and I...
Their cost is sky high...
All men are brothers
But it's time they die...
it's a wondeful plan

Fat people got big bodies
fat people got big bodies
fat people got big bodies and baaaaaad luck

They don't exercise
they move too slow
they got heart disease and cholesterol

They'll need those expensive machines that go beep beep beep
Hospital tests that don't come cheap
Gonna tax every single thing they eat
Every greasy bag of chips...every single treat

Cause I don't want no fat people
Can't help out those people
We're gonna ra-tion their health care

(But-but-but don't worry, because if you're on the federal plan...you're not going to be forced into any thing like what I'm gonna give those people...because you're valuable...and I'm also part of that plan.)

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  • DanteEsmont

    The Obama impression is awesome good job

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    Obama's new healthcare law is so pathetic.

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    Lol

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    Lets see you do better

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    Have you seen Michelle? More like Moochelle!!!

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    Shove It Liberal Scum!!

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    Damn Conservatives. 

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  • Sysco Chernobyl

    Oh my god this song is hilarious, imagine blasting it out full volume in your car while you drove past a hospital or a nursing home or mcdonalds.

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    MakeYouSayWTF.

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    Lmao

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    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Lol 2 comments down

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