Old & Fat People Parody (Short People song)
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Uploaded by lauraupton on Aug 14, 2009
This is a parody written & sung by Paul Shanklin, and I added pictures to it. Enjoy!
Here are the lyrics:
Old People
Old people got no reason
Old people got no reason
Old people got no reason to live
They need lots of drugs...
new hips...
after fallin' down just a couple of steps
They need...
pacemakers
the cost is out of sight
I give them a pain pill and just say goodbye
We got
no hips for old people
too many old people
we'll just give old people some pills
(we need to watch our costs and they're unproductive)
Old people are just the same as you and I...
Their cost is sky high...
All men are brothers
But it's time they die...
it's a wondeful plan
Fat people got big bodies
fat people got big bodies
fat people got big bodies and baaaaaad luck
They don't exercise
they move too slow
they got heart disease and cholesterol
They'll need those expensive machines that go beep beep beep
Hospital tests that don't come cheap
Gonna tax every single thing they eat
Every greasy bag of chips...every single treat
Cause I don't want no fat people
Can't help out those people
We're gonna ra-tion their health care
(But-but-but don't worry, because if you're on the federal plan...you're not going to be forced into any thing like what I'm gonna give those people...because you're valuable...and I'm also part of that plan.)
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:D I'm fine? ok :D I believe you!
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@awesomesauce012696 That wouldn't work as well becauuse it would have to be sung by someone at an insurance company and no one knows who they are.
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would be better if it was from a republican's point of view
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make u say wtf
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haha funny
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this is probably why obama killed osama
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The GOP has a new theme song. I can see Paul Ryan singing it now.
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Wait, isn't the republican party the ones that want the old people to just die?? Not Obama care! Someone got this one wrong!
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"dont want no fat people 'round here"
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Gosh this is so mean!! i love Old people!
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DanteEsmont 11 months ago 6
sabymoon, its good to hear from someone who has yet to find the year 2010, let alone 2011.
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