Tentacolino - 7/10

And finally, the third face of the Italian trinity of WTF. This is the sequel to the hit film "The Legend of the Titanic," and it admirably carries on the previous film's utter insanity. It manages to be worse than the last one, and yet somehow even better, all while violating whatever continuity the first film established. This one features a rapping shark, a techno-show tune number, talking toys, a transvestite "Scottsman," and (probably the greatest thing ever animated in any movie) a dog riding a chariot while firing a laser gun at mice. Sadly, they didn't get the original English voice cast back for this one. I kinda miss Tentacles' old voice. I also kinda miss having his name being Tentacles.

The weirdest thing about this one is that it was apparently originally entitled "The Search for the Titanic," but was then retitled "Tentacolino" for the video release. I have no idea why, since Tentacles doesn't really play any sort of central role here. In fact, our wooden human protagonists barely do anthing in this movie. The real main characters now appear to be the dog and the two mice. Anyway, enjoy the lameness.

And yes, I'll be doing commentary for this one as well.

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[Gamepopper101]

It's not a good sign when the main audience what to side with a group of the largest one-dimension villains in history.

[teletubbykiller23]

if a dog can learn to use a flintlock ray gun thingy then hell why cant i teach my german shepherd to hold and fire a desert eagle .50 AE or a smith&wesson 500? 

[lalalalucius]

"What are you writing? ...Have you been drinking?"

My sentiments exactly, Baron von One-Eye.

[MAnnaconduit1]

who would ever guess the one foot unarmed rats would ever lose to the 6-7 foot mere men with laser weapons, attack subs, war chariots and a giant fucking octopus. and lets see oh my god the army of atlantis is actually real normal people,not the fish guys we keep seeing, they've got guns and cannons and are riding underwater dinosaurs that seem to run not swim, and we have a transvestite doll freak, seriously the makers of this movie should be crowned the princes of powder for snorting so much

[MAnnaconduit1]

i love this they need every single person in Atlantis to fight one foot rats, and yes the baron has trouble believing that there are mere men and yet he is in league with a talking shark, and despite his disbelief he is actually sending his own subs which cost lots of money no doubt, and oh yes the mere men have laser guns under water, and a dog who has no trigger finger is firing one, and how could the rats ever beat them they have subs and laser weapons the rats are unarmed and they LOSE!

[Hollywoodu360]

Believe it or not, Tentacles saved my life in a dream. He was as big as the Statue of Liberty. True Story

[Hollywoodu360]

Bueliev

[Kristanni20X6]

4:01 Is that shark getting raped?

[cujoedaman]

8:03 why, I didn't know you felt that way about your boss...

[Hollywoodu360]

The only redeeming factor is if Optimus Prime came and killed everyone like in DOTM :D

[Pretztailfan95]

@GTBurns48215 Hey! Atlantis was a good movie. At least their characters are more memorable than this mess.

[Pretztailfan95]

@Setzer2500 Because replacing the flask immediately is too logical for this movie.