Nothing Can Stop my Boys

The show-stopping song from the musical "The Green Room: The College Musical". Taken from the Hermosa Beach Playhouse world premiere featuring Michael J. Willett. for sheet music contact greenroomthemusical@gmail.com

Lyrics:
WHAT INFORMATION
WHAT REVELATION
I AM A VIRILE MAN
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
I CANT CONCEIVE THIS
WELL, YES, I GUESS I CAN

I HAVE GOT THE CHARM OF YOUNG CLINT EASTWOOD
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGERS POISE
(whispered)
I PRODUCE A CROWD OF SPERM CELLS TOUGH AS
THE DIRTY DOZEN
(growing louder)
NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS
NOT MY BOYS

YOU CAN PUT CONDOMS,
LOTS OF THEM, ON EM
HOPING THEY WONT GET OUT
THEYRE ALL SO HANDY
MY LITTLE MEN DE-
CIPHER THE EXIT ROUTE

MARVEL OUGHT TO BASE A COMIC ON THEM
MAYBE WITH A LINE OF TOYS
CAPTAIN IMPREGNATION AS THEIR LEADER,
SHOUTING OUT PROUDLY,
NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS!

BUT WHAT IF ITS SOMETHING I CANT REPEAT
OR MERELY BEGINNERS LUCK
WAIT! DONT PANIC
DONT GET MANIC
MY BOYS COULD SINK THE TITANIC

IM LIKE A TRAIN NO,
LIKE A VOLCANO
SEEMINGLY STILL AND STAID
THEN WHEN I ERUPT
ILL MAKE YOUR DUTCH CUP
NOT WORTH THE PRICE YOU PAID

IF THE FDA FINDS OUT ABOUT
THESE MISSILES THAT I CAN DEPLOY
THEY MIGHT MAKE ME WEAR A WARNING LABEL:
HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED
NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS.
USE AS DIRECTED
NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS.
AVAILABLE BY PRESCRIPTION ONLY,
NOT FOR CHILDREN OR PREGNANT MOTHERS,
CAMPAIGNED AGAINST BY SALLY STRUTHERS,
NOTHING CAN STOP MY BOYS.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Green Room
• Musical
• Off Broadway
• Sex
• Backstage
• College
• University
• GAY
• GLEE
• High School Musical
• Theater
• Thespian
• GREASE
• Stephen Foster
• Rod Damer
• Chuck Pelletier
• Small Cast
• Community theater
• Cabaret
• Comedy
• Funny
• Male Tenor
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• show tunes
• show stopper

[ThadJameson]

This is definitely a showstopper!!

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@ThadJameson thanks thad!

[eggnoodlesnketchup]

i really don't like when he has his natural hair color. he looks strange without bleached hair. love him very much though.

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@eggnoodlesnketchup we love him no matter what color his hair is! he's so talented.

[mosskan]

love it so much <3

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@mosskan Thank you so very much!

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@Meggiknii thanks so much!

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@madcow thanks so much!

[Meggiknii]

This is absolutely amazing! Love it!

[GREENROOMMUSICAL]

@madcow we are so very pleased you like it!