Vladimir Nabokov is Pwned

So it sure feels good to get through books sometimes.

And yeah, Lolita wasn't the best, but it got a LOT better in the end, if any of you are still wondering.

Response to Tina's video in the fiveawesomegirls project.

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[grupy3178]

Reading actual literature doesn't really seem to be your thing. If you're not going to try any harder than that, you should probably just stop.

Next time you feel like reading a literary masterpiece, just watch some daytime television instead. I'm sure you'll find it fascinating.

[wkiernan]

Why did you throw that book like that? You'll break the binding. And you have to read it at least two more times, so if you damaged the binding it may fall apart on the second reading, and you'll either have to buy a second copy or deal with a bunch of loose pages for the third go-round.

Don't abuse books! It's wrong.

[IllegalInAmsterdam]

The first time I read Lolita I hated it. The second time I fell in love. It's now one of my favourites.

[connerplunkett]

As Nabokov once said, "one cannot read a book: one can only reread it"

[SpaceCelt]

Such a fail.

[MrKarusel]

If the dislike button was a phisical obgect, I would so badly press it a 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000 times.

[MrKarusel]

What a sad, degenerating and square person you are. Read Harry Potter and die. Wait, I forgot you can only read one word per book written in your tasteless handwriting. The only thing I can recommend you is to write "Pwned" on your "pretty" face with henna ink. Never mind what that means because you are not intelligent enough. Shame on you. Hands off Nabokov!

[johnjosmith42]

.... ... make a proper video, analysing chapter 13 from Lolita. And perhaps do a little research of Lolita, talking about the history of it and the social impact it's had on art: eg, without Lolita there'd be no Tarentino films, Taxi Driver wouldn't have been made etc.. also, friendly advice to an American girl: never... in any situation, say the word Pwnd again. It just makes you look stupid, and it's embarrassing for us. Look forward to seeing the vid. John

[johnjosmith42]

Lolita is one of the greatest books of all time. I'm afraid you've come across as a bit of an idiot here. Just had a look at your other comments, and it seems this is becoming the general consensus. You've made a video with 'Lolita' in the title, talked the worst kind of American, and then launched the book around your room. Only people looking for videos regarding Lolita will have stumbled onto your vid, so you see why they don't like you or this vid? I have a challenge for you... ....

[100FingeredMonkey]

i feel like, as a result of having watched this video, I kind of understand Lolita a little better as a text.

[smutyhouse]

You’re an idiot. A career in anything related to literature, or using your brain for that matter, is not for you.

[MrFleischmann78]

Are you retarded?