Shakira Parody - Mad TV - Mo Collins

This is a parody of Shakira's great song Whenever Wherever

Shakira - Whenever Dont Matter
Done by Mo Collins from MadTv



Lyrics provided by N1GAGE

Baby I was born that far away so,
I speak English as a se-cond language,
I don't understand the words I say,
There's no word that rymes with language,
Lucky that I have a smoken' body,
Cause I only sing in jibberish,
Lucky that I am uh such a hottie,
Watch my hips go quiverish,

Good news for you, I'm double jointed, too

Whatever, Don't Matter,
I can sing about pancake batter,
I will shake my derier,
And you won't go nowhere,
Bend over, Come Under,
Come enjoy my thighs of thunder,
I'll just toss my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere,

Lucky, that my hips arn't only droopy,
When I shake them they move mountains,
Lucky that these breasts are proud and perky,
And my lips are full and poutin',

Bebabebabababa, Bebabebabababa,
Time to crawl into the mud,

Whatever, Don't Matter,
You wouldn't listen if I were fatter,
That I got a spicy rear,
So you won't go nowhere,
Peek under, turn over,
I make no sense if you are sober,
So I clash my hips and hair,
And you won't go nowhere.

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[southphillyitaliana]

Mo Collins is one of the funniest women on the planet. I can't figure out why she never went farther than Mad TV.

[AnFbaby87]

lmao!! omg hilarious! :D

[alfiococco]

Ha

[TheDiazjohn87]

its sad mad tv is not on the air anymore or is it? oh well.

[TheDiazjohn87]

that was funny ive seen shakira's vid and it was almost the same lol

[USMCcharmer]

huh?

[The1Returner]

@southphillyitaliana She is! I wish she did more obvious work. The cast of MAD TV had chemistry with each other at this time. Not the last 4 seasons! SUCKED

[supahbass99]

SO FLIPPING FUNNY! "Lucky im such a hottie watch my lips go quiverish ~makes noise" "ill shake my darier and u wont go nowhere" lllooooll

[iTsUmAdEmIkO]

whatever...don't matter...i could sing about pankcake batter ^_^

[selinagirl2]

bllllllllbllllllll



[alejalfon50]

awesome, funny !!!

[JBfanforlife]

LMFAO I Love MO Collins. I want the lyrics to this version of the song OMG