Drunken Confessions (10/26/08)

It all started when Mr. Watanabe was, as one would say, drunk dialing a certain someone.

Justin Santos and Shawn, being the best friends they are, intercepted the cellular phone, in similar fashion as the fight scene between Red, Saul, and Dale in Pineapple Express, to prevent further embarrassment.

After the successful intervention, Mr. Watanbe declared he was going to scribe the most foul, angry letter he can manifest in his intoxicated condition.

Taking advantage of an opportunity of entertainment, and the spread of knowledge, Justin devised a plan. He quickly reached out to obtain the digital camera of Shawn Yoshida and handed it to him. Shawn caught on to the ingenious plan and persuaded Mr. Watanabe to give him consent to document the formation of the letter of frustration.

Thus born from the ashes of intoxication, emotion, and genius, was the light from the flame of life, love, and hope, known only as Pumpernickel Heat.

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[carajo99]

lol!

[dac314]

this guy was so fuckin' drunk as shit! he was lite up. he was toasted!! that guy was sooo fucked up!

[dcyoty]

its fucken awesome!!

and hilarious!!

[sleepyxshawn]

WATANABEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[bmegolaes]

oh.... well i can sense his frustration... hmm... hope you drank some water that night buddy :)

[JOODYBOOTY]

OMGSH how funny sorry!

[jayenes]

hahahaha.

[thisisthatoneguy]

so great.

[th3foolonthehill]

LMFAO

fuckin drunk Mike.