Bill Burr: Single vs. Women

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Comedy

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• single
• married
• women

[Rantandreason]

@TheEXpothead People think I'm joking when I say it. But right now there are 2 companies I know of that are working on a sex robot. I'm not even joking about this. They want a fully automated robot that will vacuum, do the dishes and fuck your brains out whenever you want. I will be the first in line when they come out and I will never look back! Enjoy your cats ladies. Maybe next time you'll learn to show guys some respect and take a little responsibility for your actions.

[Rantandreason]

@jboogi90 Wanna know what's much more fulfilling that sex? Accomplishing awesome things! Go out and find the cure for cancer, I can guarandamtee you that will feel better than sex!

Here is the thing you will need to keep in mind my friend. Women WILL use shaming language on you if they ever find out you don't worship them. They will ask you if you're gay, or tell you that you can't get laid, basically threatening you. Understand who you are and what you want to do with your life

[Amrelee]

This guy is fiiinnnneeee. I have a son and he's been told that if a boy hits him he should hit him back. But if a girl hits him, he should hit her harder then next time she will learn, just like the boy will learn.

I grew up with a brother and learnt fairly early on that if i hit him, he was gonna hit me back lol. That's was the job done tho and Id never lift my hand to hit anyone, male or female.

[obglobgablob]

@ActaNonVerba71

I agree. You don't abuse anybody, but there's only so much you can take before it's Ok to hit someone. If women want equal rights, they've got to expect equal treatment to come with the territory. Like Chris Rock once said, "Ain't nobody above a ass-whoopin', just don't do it." I agree with that for the most part.

[ActaNonVerba71]

@obglobgablob Genius. Some women are like the abusive disrespectful kid that works at his dad's business over the summers, never being corrected. My view on hitting women is EXACTLY the same as it is on hitting men. How much have they provoked me? Have I tried other means? What's the threat and size/strength difference? What is the minimum force I need to use to both stop the provocation AND provide a deterrence for future highly provocative behavior?

[clumpft]

FUCK THESE FUCKING CUNTED FUCKED UP MOTHER ARSE-LICKING BEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[obglobgablob]

That line that you can't cross with women wouldn't be so bad if women didn't constantly exploit it.

[FantastyckplastycK]

aahahahaa man where was i, this guy fuckin owns!

[kellyraye815]

@dermisogyn I'm sorry you had bad experiences with them. But there's good and bad in both gender. And right now I'm seeing the worst of the worst of men.

[dermisogyn]

@kellyraye815 mostly

[dermisogyn]

@Rantandreason good point

[dermisogyn]

@Torgo1969 yo