Sherwin Sleeves - Weird Medicine Intro

Weird Medicine is on Sirius 197/XM 202, Saturdays at midnight (EST).

Thanks to GenesisDoes916 for supplying the lyrics!

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus
I've got ebola virus ripping through my nose
I've got the leprosy of the heart valve
Exacerbating my incredible woes
I want to take my brain out and blast it with a wave
An ultrasonic echographic and a pulsatating shave
I want a magic pill for all my ailments
The health equivalent of Citizen Kane
And if I don't get it now in a tablet I think I'm doomed and I'll have to go insane

I want a requiem for my disease
So I'm paging Dr. Steve
(Dr. Steeeve!)

I take a scalpel
To the vertebrae
I Need some suction
In the carotid
Bring the crash cart
And do the kung fu
With the shock pads
And now he's dead, uh oh...
...Nurse?

I'm in the mortuary dead as a doornail
I'm posthumous, incredulous and cold
I've got a bad case of the deadsies
Paralyzing all my thoughts and bones
Someone take their brain out and slip it in my head
I can't do it for myself cause I'm already dead
I'm thinking Frankenstein to the maximum
Shoot some lightning in the marrow of my bones
Or mark an expedite on the afterlife
And push me quickly into heaven with a heave
But if I don't get in for my cause of death
I'm blaming Dr. Steve
(Dr. Steeeve!)

Bring the crash cart
And do the kung fu
And now he's dead, uh oh...
...Nurse?

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[filler01]

is dr.steve the guy in white?

[bigbagron]

@filler01 That's him!

[LobstaJohnson]

Thanks Baron! You rule!



[bigbagron]

@LobstaJohnson Oh, Dr. Steve. It's "Big Bag Ron".

Keep up the good work, pal. Ya sound like a million bucks.

[DMTXXDMT]

anyone know where the new one is by troy?

[filler01]

ha i knew it, the ghoul.

[GenesisDoes916]

I’m in the mortuary dead as a doornail I’m posthumous, incredulous and cold I’ve got a bad case of the deadsies Paralyzing all my thoughts and bones Someone take their brain out and slip it in my head I can’t do it for myself cause I’m already dead I’m thinking Frankenstein to the maximum Shoot some lightning in the marrow of my bones Or mark an expedite on the afterlife And push me quickly into heaven with a heave But if I don’t get in for my cause of death I’m blaming Dr. Steve

[GenesisDoes916]

I take a scalpel

To the vertabrae

Need some suction

In the carotid

Bring the crash cart

And do the kung fu

With the shock pads

And now he’s dead uh oh…

[GenesisDoes916]

I’ve got diphtheria crushing my esophagus I’ve got ebola virus dripping from my nose I’ve got the leprosy of the heart valves Exacerbating my incredible woes I want to take my brain out and blast it with a wave An ultrasonic echographic and a pulsatating shave I want a magic pill for my ailments The health equivalent of Citizen Kane And if I don’t get it now in a tablet I think I’m doomed and I’ll have to go insane I want a requiem for my disease So I’m paging Dr. Steve

[TheMegagamer530]

it sucks that extra normal charges you to send vids

[TheMegagamer530]

sorry dude i cant make part 2 becuz u need real money to send videos to youtube