BILL MAHER Makes a Mockery of Scientology

Bill Maher is on his soapbox - looking like a lunatic - and holding court in London's Hyde Park.
A crowd forms around the American talk show host - who is disguised in glasses and a funny hat as he preaches that aliens have infected our souls - and only Scientology provides the cure of removing them.

"Xenu brought aliens here 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with H-bombs. You have to rid yourself of the implants from the extraterrestrial dictators" he tells his audience.
Scientologists teach that these alien ghosts are responsible for all of our fears, anxieties, depression, mental illnesses and many other diseases (including epilepsy and cancer).
Maher says, imploring folks to use an e-meter, Scientology's primary tool, to measure their alien ghost (or Thetan) levels and determine the extent of their alien infection.

This scene appears in Maher's new documentary, "Religulous," and it prompted roars of laughter from an audience at a screening last month.
The title of the documentary is a mixture of "religious" and "ridiculous" and it takes a shot at all religions.
However, Scientology receives the greatest contempt and Maher's comedic routine in Hyde Park was eminently successful at taking a shot at the 55-year-old religion - often called a cult -- that's turned Tom Cruise into such a weirdo.

Comedian, Politician and self-acclaimed aetheist, Maher concludes, "Jesus with the virgin birth and dove and snake who talks in a garden -- that's cool.
"But the Scientologists, they're the crazy ones - and what better way to discredit something than to make belief in it laughable?

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[colobius]

BIll Maher doesn't make a mockery of scientology, scientology makes a mockery of scientology !

[AnonymousFail2011]

@eltzar72 You are a clueless 8th Grade Student. LOL.

Keep posting me, honey. I know more about the Church of Scientology than you do. And I know more about the cult anusymess than you do, too.  The Church was founded in my fine State. But you go on thinking I'm a scilon. That word..."scilon".. is a bit dated, no? Just like your posts are. LOL.

Tally ho, Student. :)

[pele6922]

FACTS: L Ron Hubbard was a fraud, child abuser and died a filthy, unkempt, recluse in 1986.

[eltzar72]

@TheBornToBeBaDDD " Look, Kid" - I'm 39 you ignorant pathetic little drama-queen.

YOU made a claim.

YOU cannot substantiate that claim.

All the rest is you trying to dodge the fact that YOU cannot substantiate your own assertion.

You fail as a commenter, and as a troll.

Crawl back under your rock, scilon.

[TheBornToBeBaDDD]

@eltzar72 Unable to support what assertion? LOL. Look, Kid, if you don't want me to post you, then STOP posting me. Yeah, you claim to be an Atheist. At the age of 39? Dude, you obviously have never been to Hell and back as many times as I have. I have Frequent Flyer mileage from my many trips. Ergo, I do believe in God.

You also claim that I am a Scientologist, even though you are "unable to support your assertion". LOL. Stop showing your ignorance. I told ya, I aint no Scilon.

[eltzar72]

@TheBornToBeBaDDD and why do you keep calling me a scientologist? I am an atheist.

I openly state that scientology is a faux religion, a scam, based upon the work of a mediocre pulp sci-fi writer and anyone who is taken in by that scam is a bloody fool, in my opinion.

Oh and no, I have never been to NYC in my 39 years of life. What bearing does this have on your unsubstantiated claims against Bill Maher?

Why do you need to attack me? Is it because you are so unable to support your assertion?

[eltzar72]

@TheBornToBeBaDDD <==== a demonstrated dumbass, and scilon.

Keep talking lies and trying to shift the subject, you have provided no evidence for your claim I have not googled evidence, nor for the initial claim that Bill Maher "glorified" what the terrorists did on 9/11.

In other words you are a demonstrated liar, and you are unable to back up your claims.

Begone scilon, you bore me.

[TheBornToBeBaDDD]

@eltzar72 <==== An admitted SCIENTOLOGIST, and an obvious lazy, inept DUMBASS.

:D

[TheBornToBeBaDDD]

@eltzar72 Like I said, you are smitten with me, evidenced by the THREE posts you made to me, within the last hour. LOL. Like I commanded, you were gonna post me, but I didn't think you would do it... THREE FUCKIN' TIMES. LMAO.

Google, Son... GOOGLE. You do know what that is, don't ya, honey? Bill FART FACE MAHER glorified what the Terrorists did, on 9/11/2001. I wonder if this kid eltar72 has ever been to NYC in his young, inexperienced life.

Ahhhhh, what's the point? LOL.

[eltzar72]

@TheBornToBeBaDDD now begone, take your churlish insignificant petulant child-like inadequacies elsewhere.

Your trolling is pathetic.

You made a statement, you can't back it up. Unless you can back it up there is nothing more to say. Don't try and change the subject, troll elsewhere scilon.

You cannot back up your own assertion, and you know it. Your position is weak, accept it and move on. Behaving as you have and are is indicative only on you, and the weakness of your position.

[eltzar72]

@TheBornToBeBaDDD but hey keep posting your shite, it is as irrelevant as you are.

Crawl back under your little scientologist rock, scilon, and bother me no more.

You are a waste of skin, and air.

[eltzar72]

@TheBornToBeBaDDD oh yes, you talk more shite, scilon skinjob.

I gave no money to the church, you are talking more lies but then again your whole spiel, your entire schtick, is based upon falsehoods, misrepresentations and outright lies.

And, oh hugely intellectual one, what is "very uneducated"? I mean, uneducated has meaning, how is "very" going to enhance that? Your misuse of such terminology shows why you brought up education - yours is clearly lacking, and this is your own projection