The 5 Most Baffling Moments from Old School Kids Game Shows

Droid Michael Swaim shatters our innocence with a look into the world of children's game shows from yesteryear. There's some product placement, inappropriate touching, severely nonathletic kids trying to punch magic coins, you know, standard stuff.

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Category:

• Comedy
• Entertainment

Starring:

• Michael Swaim

Directed by:

• Michael Swaim

Produced by:

• Michael Swaim
• Dan O'Brien

Written by:

• Michael Swaim
• Dan O'Brien
• Soren Bowie

Tags:

• game show
• creepy
• kids
• weird
• clippy
• dnc
• does not compute
• animals
• funny
• crazy
• droid
• rediculous
• wacky
• baffling
• old
• school
• insane
• hilarious
• creeper

[milovarquiel]

Hey Cracked, because I've realized you check this more often than the comment section of your page, I hope you answer my inquiry, I was checking IMDB, investigating where I can send my hate mail to Swaim and what is my surprise to find out you're making a movie called:

Kill Me Now

now, when does this masterpiece comes out, and when the world will be bless with a trailer?

Thanks from a stalker fan of Swaim.

[Cracked]

@milovarquiel

All we can say is:

Soon. Maybe.

[c4r50n1]

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[Cracked]

@c4r50n1

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[c4r50n1]

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[Cracked]

@c4r50n1

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[samiamrg7]

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[MrFakeaccount72]

I've seen another clip with the guy kissing kids. If you listened close enough you could hear a woman (people say it was his wife) saying "dirty old man" after he kissed one of the kids.

Makes me wonder if she knows about his thing for kids or what.

[Fladoodle11]

@frostgiant7 I'll acknowledge your doctor who reference from a month ago, sir, because I felt bad that nobody else did :(

[GreenGearMood]

THAT MUMMY JUST DIED OF BOREDOM.

[theblackwidower]

@nandee1fuery How so? I just want a source.

[nandee1fuery]

@theblackwidower creepy question, dude.

[frostgiant7]

3:37

Michael wears bow ties now. Bow ties are cool.

[Grannit666]

I don't think a single clip would ever inspire such rage in me as the dude kissing children.

[AManAnd88Keys]

That Daikatana joke reveals that you know more about video game history than a sane person probably should. Wait a minute... doesn't that make me insane too? On the other hand: you make DNC, I watch it. A case for Captain Obvious!