Doomstink Ep. 9 - Jack Thomasburg, If I Did It

Detective Dewey Johnson discovers that a gruesome crime has been committed. All of the evidence at the scene of the crime points to one man -- Jack Thomasburg, ex-movie star and ex-sausage connoisseur. After Jack Thomasburg's self-funded movie "Iron Guy" failed to take off at the box office he lost everything except the friendship of Ted Daffleberry. Ted, in an effort to help Jack, got him a job as a spokesman for Big Willie Johnson's Sausage Factory. After the international Sausage Convention "Sausage Fest" flopped, Thomasburg has wondered the world as a vagabond. The discovery of the murder is about to shake up his life, could it be for the best... or the worst? Meanwhile, two dudes fight over Teddy Grahams, a man named Carl walks around, and a person is a lamp. How can that be? I'm not quite sure, so you should watch and find out.

This video does not have crazy cats doing stuff in it even though it should because that would bring views to the video. It actually has no animals in it of any sort... no dogs, rabbits (bunny), fish, hamsters, pigs, maneating antelope, etc. In case you didn't notice - this is my regular keyword rant. I liked Transformers, so I could care less what the critics think. Robot balls are hot. Harry Potter is about to be released. OMG I can't wait. I'm seeing the Jonas Brothers later. The Hangover was a funny movie because Zach Galifianakis is awesome. He went to NC State, coincidentally enough that is the school Doomstink is made for. Wow, relevance in the rant section. That never happens! I played some Halo on my Xbox 360 and I worked on Gears of War 2 as a tester (true). Final Fantasy XIII is going to rock, so is Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Playstation 3 is a good DVD player. Playstation 3 is a good pet. What? POGs. What a bad keyword. No one will search for POGs. Pokemon cards used to be so badass and xmen cards. I had a holographic Wolverine card once. I dislike the Black Eyed Peas. Fred irritates the hell out of me. Smosh are okay, but I don't watch their videos. Megan Fox is a fox. The puppet in this episode of Doomstink is named after Kobe Bryant. RANDOM VIDEO TITLES: How they make love scenes. Office 2010. Half Blood Prince. World's fastest everything. Brock Lesnar is going to kick my ass. NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL all are sports I don't partake in. Michael Jackson's disease was from the 6th episode of Doomstink. Rest in Peace, Michael. Bruno. Squirrel stuck in yogurt cup. KID FREAKS OUT OVER WORLD OF WARCRAFT. GI JOE. Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Judd Apatow... all working on one movie? Alright, I'm totally bored of this rant stuff. I hate keywords.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Doomstink
• murder
• crime
• drama
• CSI
• iron
• man
• death
• by
• sausage
• top
• gun
• cats
• metally
• challenged
• retard
• teddy
• grahams
• interrogation
• decapitation
• exploding
• head
• rapist
• tunnel
• lost
• lamp
• gag
• sketch
• comedy
• blood
• gore
• metal

[chaoticking13]

Is there only like a couple of you left doing this stuff or something because compared to you earlier it seems like there's less of you

[Doomstink]

Yeah, unfortunately Patrick (the red-head dude) moved away for college and can only film sparingly. Some of the other guys are still around but have gotten busier with school and can't film as often. Expect a little more variety in the next episode (I hope).

[56514katrina]

this sucks/gay

[Doomstink]

I'd recommend checking out the other episodes before passing judgment on this one. This episode is completely different from the others as we took a story based approach as opposed to our normal "bullshit everything and make it up in five minutes" approach. It didn't turn out as funny as the others and it definitely isn't a good episode to watch as your intro to Doomstink.

[nw519]

Lol why is the gun a blow drier? XD

[asthoreswithunfhbe]

this is such a great game i cant believe it. its a great deal superior to mw1. i have only reached the second prestige ! i'm so proud. acquired the video game only just a week ago through mw2forfreeZinfo (replace Z with . ) however i'm already wooping everyone!

[digitalescucei84314]

have you guys heard about the new wow hacks at wowcheatsYnet (replace Y with . ) ? i cant believe they're giving these away totally free. normally that sort of stuff is only on the super secret underground sites.

[I3ELLOTTI]

Final Fantasy is gay just like mgs Asains cant make good games

[ZeonicFreak]

Sullivan must be a Highlander, at least my theory why he isnt dead...

[falcn828]

ive seen them all and this is pretty good