Music Video: Never Pet a Burning Dog

Never Pet a Burning Dog written and performed by David Magart, accompaniment sung live in one take by Phil A. Hole and the Department of Idle Hands.

Lyrics: Work ain't nothing but a stress
Lortab makes my back hurt less.
If its a pain to shoot from the hip
Allow me to give you one simple tip.

(Chorus) Never pet a burning dog, an angry cat or a roasting hog.
Don't ever sleep in a rolling log (mind you) Never pet a burning dog.

One thing I learned when I was but four
You can mash a nose in a closing door.
Things may not turn out the way you may think
If you run 'round naked in the roller rink.

This was shot on an iPhone (picture in picture) and the Panasonic HVX200AP 24P overcrank. Following the music video tradition, the video has nothing to do with the song. All the pets in this work are loved and well cared for. Yes, the singing is bad, really bad so hold your breath for the guitar interludes and enjoy our family-get-together work-o-art!

Category:

Comedy

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[thejrodder]

this is hilarious and really well done... the transitions are nice as well as the playful (non) burning dogs...