George Lucas Strikes Back {HD Trailer}

Not all men are created prequel.

Written & Directed by Bridge Stuart & Mike Litzenberg
Cinematography by Andrew Crighton
Featuring "Ahead of Us the Secret" by Wild Orchid Children
ADR Recorded by Ian Blackman
Party Scene Sound by Brendan Johnson
Bridge Stuart as George Lucas
Marc Moseley as Party Toaster
Lacy Hornick as Marcia
Lisa Summerscales as Hollywood Report Anchor
John Gilchrist as Businessman On His Cell Phone
Mike Litzenberg as John Williams, Darth Maul, Chewbacca, Jar Jar Binks, Greedo
Julie Warnock as Princess Leia
Kyle Isao as Short Round
Zach Bourque as Steven Spielberg
James Roehl as Unmasked Clone Trooper
David Cronin as Spock
Party Goers: Izumi Alvarado, Pamela Cedar, Brendan Johnson, Catherine Lydon, Alexander Sanchez
Ninjas: Eliot Dewberry, Wes Dewberry, John Gilchrist
Clone Troopers: Matt Biron, Eliot Dewberry, John Gilchrist, J.J. Meston, Terrence Scott, Nick Stewart
Special Thanks to: Josh Funk, Mark Kienlen, Dave & Cathy Litzenberg, Loyola Marymount University, Revolver Films, The Second City Network, Bridge & Debra Stuart

• Category

  Comedy

[DARKAVENGER832]

episode 1: the lucas menace

episode 2: attack of the green screens

episode 3: revenge of george lucas

episode 4: a new lucas

episode 5: george lucas strikes back

episode 6: return of george lucas

[Galtoons]

this makes a dangerous amount of sense

[Andrew Sullivan]

this is hilarious

[GeorgeseDaFox]

PS Oh yeah, George was on the Millenium Falcon turret, grinning wickedly.

[GeorgeseDaFox]

Dialogue cont.

[Spock] "And now, you will die. To completely ensure my show's rule over fandom."

"You can't do this."

"Yes I can."

"No, you physically cannot."

"What makes you say such a preposterous thing?"

"Because I. Always. Shoot. First."

[George jumps and dives out the window. Spock laughs, but his laughter dies down when he sees an elderly smiling Indiana Jones and Chewie in the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon hovering, aiming at him. He takes his transponder out. "Beam me up, Scotty." END

[GeorgeseDaFox]

Dialogue cont.

"What position? The position as the creator of a movie series far greater than one you could…ever be in? That's not my fault."

"Irrelevant. All that matters now is that you have been destroyed publicly. Besides, Phase 2, which will destroy your reputation in its entirety if it goes at least 78% according to plan, is already in motion."

"What do you mean?"

[Spock cocks his head] "Have you ever been a fan of Disney, George?"

"You wouldn't."

"I already have."

[GeorgeseDaFox]

Dialogue after Lucas found out it was Spock:

"Spock."

"I must warn you. My phaser is not set on stun."

"So, it wasn't enough locking me up, eh? Had to cut deeper. Had to ruin the greatest film series of all to take is shadow of you, [etc, stuff like this how Star Wars is better than Star Trek from Lucas' perspective.]"

[Spock's finger twitches on the trigger.] "Tread carefully. These words are most…illogical from a man in…your…particular position."

[GeorgeseDaFox]

How?

[GeorgeseDaFox]

HOW DARE YOU ATTRIBUTE THE PHANTOM MENACE, ATTACK OF THE CLONES, AND REVENGE OF THE SITH TO A GREAT MAN LIKE GEORGE LUCAS!!