Teletubbies episode: The evil bag

The proof that Teletubbies are actually evil.

Quote: "As a concerned Christian I have to point out that this show is an outrageous effort to spread Homosexualism, Satanism and Drug Culture! One of the show's characters, called "Tinky-Winky", is coloured purple and carries around a purse. You may ask me what is wrong with this, so let me tell you what is horribly, horribly wrong there! This fantasy ... Read Morecharacter, wearing a ladies' handbag, speaks with a male voice!!! And, as the honored Mr. Falwell has additionally pointed out, the color purple is closely connected with homosexuality! So, let me ask you, what is the message the producers are trying to bring forward??? Yes, essentially the are saying that it's "OK" to be "Gay" and it's "OK" to have a ladies' handbag - even though you spoke with a male voice!!! As we can see here, an innocuous-looking children's show is everything but innocuous! And let me share some more: not only homosexual, this show also had not-so-subtle nods towards the direction of Drug Culture! Just one episode has myriads of "hidden" messages that would open only for a drug addict: a drinker of Haschish or to the one who would inject psychodelic drugs regularly!!! The flowers would speak, the main characters would spend hours in activities incomprehensible to a straight-headed observer; they would see visual hallucinations and so on. The show seemed to be chock full of filthy coded messages. And how about the "antennas" these supposedly cuddly and innocent characters had on their heads? Of course, they were nothing but Devil's horns!!! My strong opinion is that this show called "Teletubbies" should be banned immediately everywhere it is shown, and no pornographic presentation there is can be worse than this show!!!"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• teletubbies
• parody
• funny
• evil
• cradle
• black
• metal

[ski781]

If you were such a "concerned Christian" then what is up with this type of MUSIC???

[GospodzoZgazisMe]

@ski781 this is evil, idiot, surely wont play psalms on such a cartoon.

[GospodzoZgazisMe]

Feel free to comment, in a positive or negative way, as you like it. :)

P.S. I'm NOT mocking CoF!

[alltimelowfreak28]

I would just like to point out that the whole "antenna" issue is probably not a sign of the devil. They have televisions on their stomach, which would explain the antennas.. . I am a Christian too, I just wanted to say that you really should stop being so ignorant and paranoid.

[rose3707]

I grew up watching the teletubbies. I'm not gay, I'm not a druggie and I never drew any of the connections you "concerned Christians" are drawing. Little kids don't watch the show, go out onto the streets and buy 3kgs of marijuana. They laugh.

[GDIguy25]

WTF? You're probably sifting through every episode in existence for subliminal smut no one else can see!

[FoshFish]

... are you actually kidding me

[GrandInquisitor7]

Teletubbies are Pure Satanic Evil!

[WickedYetLovely]

dude.....DUDE! Tinky-Winky's "purse" is a magic bag! the antenna are not horns of any variety, they are antenna because there is TELEvision screens on their stomachs. There is a reason why the show is called TELEtubbies. No one has ever taken any drugs, they live in a magical land. You should actually watch the damn show instead of listening to your butt-buddy Mr. Falwell. And better yet, I remember all of this from 11 years ago.

[JesseStarrM]

Oooooooookkkkkkk. Wow some people are crazy.

[SmokeyLemonade]

I am pretty sure a little kid could not think up all of the theories you have for this show..... When I was little, all I thought was "Wow what a creepy show"

[umakemypeepeehard]

i don't get what is wrong with anything having a message that being gay is okay. i mean whether this has any type of message to it or not it shouldn't matter, cause ya know i'm a christian too yet i don't see anything wrong with being gay. and do you want television to point out that being gay is not okay?! so that gays are judged and discriminated against for no reason, they're people too. we are who we are and you cant change that like for real. and besides teletubbies are the shitt!! :)

[Tyrone8149]

You guys are seriously over thinking it....

[SunshineOnMacy1212]

Shut The FOCK Up Niqqa.

Telletubies Are The Homies Dont Hate Bitch Cause You Aint Purple, Red , Green, Or Yellow. :)