Microwaving a solid lump of pigeOn turds

When you microwave pigeOn turd you will see the results are more than unexpected. Nicely dried pigeOn turds seem to spark, ignite and pulsate gases in the microwave with a nostril singeing odor. This lump of pigeOn turd I microwaved contained about 280 white encapsulated pigeOn turds averaging about 3/4" each. Remember, microwaving food is for morons.

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Tags:

• microwave
• pigeOn
• turd
• turds
• crap
• lightbulb
• explosive
• explosion
• glowing
• boom
• plasma

[sumnercj]

i love turds.... instead of clenchin your bum. just sit down and let it come.. are you ready, are you ready for your turd

[monkeyfart97]

now make a vid where you eat it!

[justgonnastay]

You'll forgive me if I politely decline your offer to have dinner at your place.

[JazzyToast]

wen i saw it on fire i thought it would explode next :O

[scorpio110984]

Would you consider feeding a small dog chocolate, putting him in a cute tin foil cap, and then putting him in the microwave?

[Rhandahl]

looked like some of the fires went plasma:P

[xyanide1986]

@goldenchicken243

He already did that.

[xyanide1986]

Oh wow look at those sparks, I never expected that to happen. Also had a laugh at the absurd title.

[TheHaloFreak991]

popcorn!



[anth42789]

a pigeon shitted in my microwave and burned my house down

[duo5hnc]

light builbs lmao!