I Touch Myself ::: Rolf Harris

Rolf Harris singing I touch myself ... performing a saucy ... nay sexy version accompanied only by his wobble board and adlibs full of suggestion, for Andrew Denton's Musical Challenge on the MMM Breakfast Show. This recording was released on the first Musical Challenge compilation album in 2000.
Originally the Divinyls recorded "I Touch Myself" for the first single from their fifth album, Divinyls. Christina Amphlett and Mark McEntee wrote the song with the songwriting team of Tom Kelly and Billy Steinberg

I thought it would be a good one to add to the other Rolfie virals I have done I had to add some close to the knuckle images to fit the lyrics I really do hope that I havent offended anyone and my apologies if I have.
Heres Rolfs adaptation

(Rolf starts with his oohs aaahs uunghs and general panting at the beginning accompanied by his wobbly board,)
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I feel down
I want you above me
I search myself ooh!
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me
Ooohhh oooh uhhh

(Chorus)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself ooh!
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh noooooooo!

(a few more unghhs and ooohs)
You're the one who makes me come
Errrr oh running, Im sorry
(a few more unghhs and ooohs)
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laaaughing
(Rolf degenerates into fits of laughter)
(Directors faint voice) get on with it
(Rolf) sorry errr huum, where was I?
ohhh aahhhh
(females voice) you were touching yourself
I want to make you miiine
mmm ahhh uugh

I close my eyes
I see you before me
I think Id die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
And while Im down there
I'd do anything for you
aaaaaaarrgh

Chorus
Ohhhhhhhhh noooooooo
(applause)

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[momthra]

I just don't know what to say...it's just too funny to comment. haaahaaaahaa

[Rikkyhardo]

@momthra

All I can say is E e aaah haaa ungh ungh oohh

[CallumFletch29]

Where did you get the picture at 0:14?

[Rikkyhardo]

@CallumFletch29 it's so long ago ... but I guess I went to Google Images and typed *I touch myself*, try it.

Make sure you have Google in moderate safe search mode or you eyes will pop out lol.

[notanfningain]

is wobble board a euphenism for penis?

[Rikkyhardo]

@notanfningain is an euphanism a new type of orgasmic toy for use by a penis?

[CalyxAsgard]

He sounds like he was 'touching himself' quite vigorously as he sang it...SQUICK

[EvingaAngel]

i just can't find the words for this video xD...lol..

[charliestuddard]

Omg hahaa!

[Giumelz]

ROFL ROLF

[wesmatron]

@Fredrick130 LMAO Ditto. No Rolf. Just no.

[Fredrick130]

there goes my childhood

[voxdoom]

@MissTruffleShuffle The song's called Closer.

[MissTruffleShuffle]

Should totally do Fuck you like an animal by Trent Reznor

[MegaVikktoria]

lmfao hahaaha