The Minivan Rap

The original swagger wagon.
Music and Lyrics by the S Reids
© 2009

Just take a look inside, this ain't no normal Dodge.
If I want, I can fit my whole entourage.
I don't care that it's called a mom car,
or that a gallon of gas don't get it very far.
Compared to other cars, my van's a show stoppah,
cause none of you hatahs got antenna toppahs.
If's no big deal that the extras aren't fine,
cause every single seat is able to recline.

Chorus:
Forget the Rolls Royce, I made my frickin' choice.
I do it cause I can. I drive a MINIVAN.

In your new car you've got one chick,
but with my seat space, I can bring six!
I got the only car that has a sliding door,
and I even got a bunch of carpets on the floor.
So it's not decked out in every department,
but the back seat's got some useless compartments.
My car is a clunker, but I ain't takin' that pay.
I'm stickin' with my van til it's dying day.

Chorus

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[austriapong]

I hope Toyota has paid you for their use of your idea; if original.

[fvictoria1993]

why would you put lady gaga in your minivan?

[RAPMASTERPO]

Your rap sucks, my man van rap is infinitely better.

[touchmetender1]

my life.

[monteca87]

Youtube hates you

[thecannon43]

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[jacelogan]

im 16 6'5 and roll in a 1999 crysler town and country lxi baby and 2 12's

[Luc3r01]

thats my ride!!!!  lol

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[kantton66]

i feel you men i chose a ford windstar over an acura type r and a civic si minivans are better