Kermode Uncut: The Moviegoers Code of Conduct
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Uploaded by kermodeandmayo on Dec 2, 2010
www.bbc.co.uk/markkermode.
In the company of my five live colleague the estimable Simon Mayo, and featuring a mystery guest, here is the definitive Wittertainment Code of Conduct for Moviegoers presented for your attention in the Kermode Uncut style.
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Should also add "No falling asleep and snoring" like some old fart or old bag did the last time I went to Harbour Lights Picturehouse.
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@billybobjoethe1st Yer Me to.
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@Keymikkel While I agree with your sentiment, then we'd just have an aggressive bouncer interrupting the movie instead of a crinkly bag.
Plus, who would pay the bouncers? That shit's expensive.
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I know the cure for this. Get some giant bouncer to stand and keep watch in the cinema, throwing warnings(and people) around if people break any conducts. Have a sign say ''You will follow these rules and yes, we will be up in your face about them. Deal with it and behave yourself''
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@billybobjoethe1st a better thing imo, open it during the musical interlude before the ads, then no. or very little noise during the film
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LOL! You are not in Japan, unless you are.
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I hate buying stuff from the concession stand that makes a lot of noise when I open/eat it. I know it's really annoying, but I really want to eat it! I try to wait for an action scene for lots of noise to cover the sound.
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haha. Just realised the child in the 'babysitting' scene is in fact James King! What a nipper!
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They should show this at every cinema
3 months ago 3
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This is why we stopped going to movies. With the high prices I want to hear the movie and not some idiot's comments or their ill behaved offspring!
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all i think about is Max Cady laughing menacingly in the theater in Cape Fear
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