Monkey in the Bathroom

No idea where these lyrics came from lol

Lyrics

theres a monkey in the bathroom and i dont know why
how the hell did he get there, in the middle of the night.
Did I take a nasty shit, then he grew out of it?
no one knows
no one knows

so what could I do?
I had to fling some poo.
but he was so much better at it than me.
but i gotta take a wizz
and he's blocking the toilet
and I can't bring myself to believe


theres a monkey in the bathroom and i dont know why
how the hell did he get there, in the middle of the night.
Did I get him from a pet store, or off the body of a dead whore ?
no one knows
no one knows

So my furry friend
I guess you've met your end.
cuz I gotta shit but my walls are covered in yours
So I grab my gun
and jam it into your tounge
then you grab it ,now I'm dead on the floor

there's a monkey in the bathroom


theres a monkey in the bathroom and i dont know why
how the hell did he get there, in the middle of the night.
Did I take a nasty shit, then he grew out of it?
no one knows
no one knows

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