DJ Typhoon - Shoeds 99 Problems

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(This goes out to the habbo UK member Shoed and his buying habbo from ebay antics!)

Typhoon Produkshunz

If you're havin' habbo problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but ebay ain't one

[Verse One]
I got the mod patrol and the scam patrol
Foes that wanna make sure shoeds closet's closed
habbo critics they say he's "known forhabbo Hoes"
I'm from player support stupid, what type of thrones are those
If you grew up with paypal its how it goes,
You'd be wanking the minute you was havin' typos
He's like fuck critics you can kiss my habbo asshole
If you don't like my trading you can press cancellll
I got beef with habbo if i don't show
They don't trade my hcs i don't give a shit SO
habbo girls try and use my habbo ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the furni that i have
I'm from dinos to thrones niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but habbo ain't one
Trade me

[Chorus]
99 problems but habbo aint one
If you're havin' habbo problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but habbo ain't one
Trade me

[Verse Two]
The year's 08 and my paypal is raw
Askin for some credits from the mother in law
I got two choices y'all donate me some or (hmmm)
Scam loads credits put carpet on the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to break no habbo bashing way.
Plus i got a few dollars if thats the case
So I...buy some credits, it cost me a load,
I heard "Son do you know why I'm banning you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm gay and my addictions real low?
Do I look like a habbo trader sir, I don't know
Am I getting a ban or should I arse kiss 'em up?
"Well you was scamming on ebay thats fo' sho' "
"Habboway and scamming ban, im an emokid rawr"
"Are you carryin' scripts on you I know how addicted you are"
I ain't done anything shit all my paypals legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round your account a little bit?"
Well my donates two is locked so is the stash in the back
And I know i had rites so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of moderator or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the test but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally pick up my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when glitterkat will come"
I got 99 problems but habbo ain't one
Trade me



99 Problems but habbo ain't one
if you havin habbo problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a habbo ain't one
Trade me

[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
Typhoon came along and stole my hoe
Typhoons a big hoe in the sense of havin pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Mod
Ban for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
Where as I wouldnt bust grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get a banning
Typhoon and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there I go getting murked on habbo again
Back through the system with a new account again
Stuck on hotel view angry again
Moderators with their modtools using them
L_W tried to give the ip ban again
Sent a mail for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrasin' me
Tryin to play me like i am saccarin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I wanta gun
I got 99 problems being banned is one.
Trade me me

99 problems but habbo aint one
If you're havin' habbo problems i feel bad for you son

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• DjTyphoon
• Habbo
• Typhoon
• Produkshunz

[gagetman100]

Do you now a typhoon is a plane ?

[95MIZGA95]

habbo is nolife noobies game.. play css or anything cool

[ying940128]

LOL, your cute.... but the musics' NOT... sry..

[HabboMan52]

lol u r a baby wtf did dis hav 2 do wif habbo?!?!?!?!?!?@?#!?!#@ u r an noob wtf tak dis down nd speek english u alien omg wtf i m hurting in my head now thx noob go to habbo hotel nd not be a noob n e more

[familyguyfan100]

Annoying....funny....very boring at the 3rd verse..

[shoed06]

OMG HILARIOUS.... NOT

[emzyemzyemzy]

Omg haha i love it xD well done =] x

I dont go on habbo ... erm coughs lol x