You can download and share this mp3 for free at squish7.com/ali Exodus International will probably flag me for Christian conversion and agnostic de-programming for this (good luck, ha), especially if they realize I'm serious in that I think sexuality is at least half learned rather than innate and hence very shiftable. Homosexuality partly results from the lack of association with your same gender growing up and things like that.
I say that high school repressed my homosexuality, and gay pride in college surpressed my *heterosexuality* so which leaves me a confused bisexualwannabe1/3str8queer who probably stands alone as the only non-christian on the planet supportive of the idea of "surpressed heterosexuality."
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LYRICS
We stood at John's front door three in the morn'
Maybe one of us was drunk but hey, she swore she'd be my girl
Now maybe that decision's not too wise
To comit to a boyfriend who has only dated guys
But Ali don't you worry, it's OK
You're lucky, see, you found someone, who isn't really gay
Had enough of all that strange unnatural sin
I swear I only did all that shit only to fit in
So wait for me, Ali
Wait for me, Ali
I need some time to make you mine
It's not too late to turn me straight for you
These years of straight opression felt so cold
When all I ever wanted was a girl like you to hold
But now all those feelings seem so dim
I saw you standing there and suddenly, remembered who I am
But it's gonna take some time before I call you mine
Goin' to the straight support groups and I'm trying so hard, so
Wait for me, Ali
Wait for me, Ali
It's not too late to turn me straight
I need some time to make you mine
I need a chick, gettin' my brain fixed for you
She said she'd be my girl
Oh won't you be my girl
She said to me, she swore to me
She said she'd be my girl
Is this a serious song or a joke?
jereamygrayrose 2 years ago
@jereamygrayrose The best comedy/satire is always a fusion of both.
SquishToGo 3 months ago
this is a good song, i like it, too bad it only has 69 views
rtzaman56 2 years ago
Thank you. I'm finding it difficult to arrange my original acoustic songs for youtube because I'm nothing special to look at, lol.
SquishToGo 2 years ago