man eats snail in a cult. LULZ

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[innocentBystander19]

It was unconvincing to say the least. I have no qualms over someone respecting the Cthulhu Mythos as a partakable religion, but this attrocious cosplay nears mockery.

In less convincing, but more relatable wording: FAIL.

[HighPriestSatanis]

Thanks for the comment. Admittedly, not my best work. But there it is...

VS

[wickedwarrior88]

Jesus the cosmic Jewish zombie that will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magic tree

[HighPriestSatanis]

yep, nothing out of the ordinary there.

VS

[kyle2494]

This whole thing is rediculous, we're living in the 21st century now you know?

[HighPriestSatanis]

oh my god! we are?!?

VS

[cheyennebritbrat]

i ate a snail on a school trip to france, as i was the only brave one to do it in my class, i kinda became a snail eating legend, and gained a few more followers.

[Goat777Face]

Nice work VS, you know it's a tribute to HPL that people don't know if your work is real or not :') IA IA CTHULHU F'TAGHN!

[TrollFaceDude]

Wait are you serious? This is all a joke right?

o.o

[assasinator1980]

HAIL CTHULU....btw it's fictitious

[Naproxenum]

cheesy. 

[666slink]

Nice statue.

[TheCaptainLulz]

too many nerds LARPing, not enough MADMEN!!!!!

[bergaminivideos]

0:32 looks like a headcrab from HL2 lolwut!!??!?!

[bergaminivideos]

WTF you need help.