Brandy's car: Roxanne. Submission for 'Conan, please blow up my car.

This is Brandy's car: Roxanne. A 1990 Red Dodge Van, or it was red to begin with. Right now it has 275,134 Miles and has no power steering. Two of the five doors do not open, the back hatch and the side door. Rust covers this car along the bottom, the passenger window does not go up or down, meaning rain water and soon snow enter every chance it gets. It only plays tapes, and has been known to eat them. The tracks where the row of seats go are torn and dirtied enough that they won't go in. The vents do not blow cold air or heat...only a dust that smells like horse, and not the pretty horsie faces, but the other end. Conan, Please blow up my car!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Car
• conan
• van
• o'brien
• contest
• dodge