Cannon Remix: Michigan Football (Official Video)

lil wayne cannon remix based on how amaizing michigan football is.

lyrics:

Michigan...has proud tradition
Our fans our loyal even through the turmoil
This year, its gonna pay off
We have a defense, we have a new coaching staff
And our offense will explode like a cannon

Denard's a beast, he can run wild,
but he also has an arm like a cannon.
Makes a linebacker look like a child,
Soon he'll be on the cover of Madden.

We've got a new coach, name's Brady Hoke
Defense was a joke, George Carlin.
Not anymore cuz our players are yoked
Don't believe me, just talk to Mike Martin

We eat our rivals, Hannibal Lector
We win no matter where we standin
But we never kick the trifecta
We don't have a kicker like Landon

Number sixteen, aka shoelace
Will lead the offense, go get em
We shake stadiums right out of place
Not 2012, but still Armageddon.

SPACE/PAUSE

First rival on the slate, Notre Dame to the plate
Fighting Irish take a look at the cannon
Rudy get ready for the cannon
Aim, shoot, reload the cannon

Here comes another, hey its Little Brother
East Lansing, get ready for the cannon
Sorry Sparty, no party, just a cannon
MSU devastated by the cannon

SPACE/PAUSE

We gonna breeze right past Nebraska
Just call it tornado alley
Get it?
We gonna put the past behind us
Nothing's stopping us from Cali

Now its time for the greatest rivalry
Been goin strong since the 1890's
Seems like they forgot who we used to be
So we'll remind them with a victory

Buckeyes on my nerves like cheese on hors douvres
Gotta blow em away with the cannon
Ohio State is whom we hate the most
Hate Tressel as much as bin Laden

Terrell Pryor, stop eating Oscar Mayer
When you speak, you spit out bologna
Same for you, sweater vest wearing fool,
Your tradition all seems so phony

So from now on, we'll destroy you
Like Eminem destroyed Nick Cannon
We'll send you home like its curfew
No more bread and butter, just famine

Once again, big ten champions.
Schembechler would be proud of our talents
Disregard negative opinions
We're brave just call us gallant.

Hail to the victors valiant
We fight till the very end
Finally we'll have a defense
We are the Michigan Difference

Haha
Yeah
We're gonna win out.......go blue.......go blue

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[yao581]

ok man im a big michigan fan but his is horrible.

[musashqa]

@yao581 thanks for the constructive criticism.

[MCJustice0]

Terrible flow, and scUM won't beat any of the teams mentioned in the video. Have fun beating Purdue and Indiana and think you're any good

[musashqa]

@MCJustice0 obviously you're a hater. possibly a discriminator. your thoughts are so twisted, spectate and they'll be straighter. go blue. undefeated, you heard it here first.

[1972mgoblue]

gotta watch: HITLER HATES OHIO STATE..... WE GANA WOOP A CHEATEYE.

[theone2225]

dont quit your day job......this is bad. 

[Dillon482]

@zippy476 we got the defensive coach from the ravens

[zippy476]

We have a defense....? We do? Um....where? I just see the same guys from last year.

Fundamentals and coaching only go so far. Michigan has no actual talent on defense.

But Hoke is recruiting well and recruiting defense non the less so there is hope for the future....but for now we are stuck with the marry band of lost toys.

And can we please get a fucking kicker.

[GoongalaGoongala]

@MCJustice0 Hoke should at least be able to match RichRod's record of 7-5 from last season. Which means if Hoke does his job, by his third season he should be winning around 10 games and competing for the Big Ten. hell, he could be in the Big Ten title hunt by his second season. RichRod is gone, the debacle of the last 3 years in over with. Michigan will be back. Too much tradition and history to be down forever.

The Big Ten NEEDS Michigan to be good. They are a name brand.

[chelsebr]

The Michigan Difference :) Go Blue!