Steven Wright
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Aaah the deadpan...
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This is funny?
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I poured water in my mixed drink but I don't know what to add.
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I like the part of sticking your head out of the window to smile at satellite pictures. Might try that with Google map.
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wow what a mind. He thinks of things that we could never think of in a millions years
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this is the most depressing thing i've ever watched...
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@borednerd74 Peyote. It's a hallucinogenic drug.
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What does he say at 1:05?
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@thedarkesthole UMADBRO?!?!
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@thedarkesthole LOL funny. I could say the same about you. Cuz after all, you're still doing this after all these weeks yourself. I'm only here because idiots like you keep responding to my post and get trolled. :D see I'm just here having fun with idiots like you. Please keep responding I'm having a blast
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
SomeKindaSpy 4 months ago 27
DYRUS
shreycod4 3 months ago 13