Big Butter Jesus

Heywood Banks song about a large statue of Jesus in Middletown, Ohio

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• big butter
• bob and tom
• touchdown jesus
• terminator jesus heywood Banks
• improv
• jukebox
• wileys
• funnybone
• burning jesus

[fasteddie847]

One night Big Butter got hit by lightning It burned to the frame wire like a giant grease fire Some blamed it on Satan, and boy, that would be frightening But I thought it was Jesus’ father who was in charge of lightning Extra crispy Jesus, Flaming shot Jesus Fireball Jesus Opa Jesus Charbroiled marshmallow Jesus Bananas foster Jesus I’m put out it’s not Jesus Charcoaly lord

[TimeSlut1]

Now he looks like Terminator Jesus!!

[MrRolex96]

i remeber going on spring break going past that now there is a blackend frame left

[MultiTaco45]

i miss touchdown jesus but there making another touchdown jesus

[OberstFeldwebel43]

It sucks! NO MORE BIG BUTTER JESUS?!?!?!?!?!?! They need to rebuild it!

[woodsleeps]

Swamp Jesus

[duckettaph]

Correction. It was in Monroe Ohio. Not Middletown.

[jakeduke]

Did you know the only sin that's not forgiven sin is blasphemy

[TheLeviteLine]

That was funny n smart. Spread the word and I can't believe it's not Jesus. God that's funny. I particularly like his reference to "graven images." Yeah that looks like a really big No No. Looks like somebody tried to send a message recently. Jesus Christ! Yow!

[XiaoGui17]

Parkay Jesus. ;)